Lyrics The Chop - Latrice Royale, Manila Luzon, James.M

The Chop

L: Manila
M: Latriiicccceee Royale!
L: I’m feeling extra glamorous tonight;
sequins, rhinestones, feathers, baby
I’m rocking' my highest heels and my highest hair
M: Is that all?
L: Flawless from head to toe!
M: Gurrrl… me too.
Today was a «Say-Something» hat day.
I was giving you all
kinds of My Fair Lady Gaga!
I am turning heads and turning the party, hey!
L: WOW
M: So then why do I feel like the fool?
L: Cuz, gurrrl… You Got The CHOP!
The Chop-arooni!
The Chop-arello
Givin' everything you’ve got
Tryna make it to the top
Never ever gunna stop
Even if you get The Chop!
(chop chop chop chop chop chop…)
You don’t have to be boring
When life’s got you snoring
Wanna party till morning?
Go paint the town!
With glitter in your eye
Let your spirit fly high, gurrl
U servin' up a fish fry
The house down
(down, down, down, the house down)
But when you put yourself out there
In dresses and big hair
The people — they’ll stare
Go get what you want!
The haters will read
Even if you peed
You still the T
Just pose, turn, flaunt
(flaunt, flaunt, flaunt, pose turn flaunt)
PRE Baby, life is never fair
Just throw some glitter in the air!!!
Givin' everything you’ve got
Tryna make it to the top
Never ever gunna stop
Even if you get The Chop!
(chop chop chop chop chop chop…)
No need to be bitter
Cuz u ain’t no quitter
Don’t show no remorse
You don’t have to Go Off!
So just dust yourself off
Maybe there’s a spinoff
Get back on that horse
(horse, horse, horse, get back on that horse)
Life don’t always go your way
And you’re forced to sashay
But it’s gunna be OK
Cuz Life is a drag!
So please keep your shoes on
Your story still goes on
Like Latrice and Miss Luzon
Make 'em eat it and gag
(gag, gag, gag, make 'em eat it and gag)
PRE Baby, life is never fair
Just throw some glitter in the air!!!
Givin' everything you’ve got
Tryna make it to the top
Never ever gunna stop
Even if you get The Chop!
(chop chop chop chop chop chop…)
Oh my God.
I’m gagging.
I’m gagging right now.
Are you gagging, bitch?
I’m gagged!
Biiitch!
Can you say «set up»?
Say it with me?
Set Up, bitch.
Set up
I’m not bitter, bitch.
no not bitter
You look sickening!
MmHmmm.
I don’t know, girl
The rut- the rutabaga, bitch
Can you say «booger boat»?
«Booger Boat»
I’m through
Girl, you got the chop!
Don’t be bitter, bitch.
Just make them eat it, honey!