| And that boys and girls was the story of princess Carmen.
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| Maybe that was a little too graphic for you kids.
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| Another storybook?
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| Aren’t you tired of all these queens yet?
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| Ok I got Ru-punzel, Rajastiltsken, how bout Rip Van Willam?
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| Oh heres a great one
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| Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom called Harlem
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| Lived a beautiful princess named Sahara
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| She was the most beautiful princess in all of the kingdoms and all of the land.
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| I also hear there was this other Asian princess, she was pretty cute too,
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| anyway.
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| Every seventh sunday, the princess would go out on her balcony overlooking the
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| whole kingdom, and dance for anyone who could see her.
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| And lets just say the ones who could saw her dance, said the bitch was twirling.
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| Then, one dark night, a mysterious dragon snuck into her castle,
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| and left a very interesting gift.
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| Ooh! |
| I like presents!
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| When the princess awoke the next morning, she discovered she was wearing a new
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| pair of shoes, magic shoes.
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| Hmm, sorry kids, it doesn’t say what label, lets just say Fendi.
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| These magic Fendi shoes allowed the princess to dance forever, so everyone
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| could see her dance.
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| So she would dance for her adoring kingdom, every day and every night.
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| Girl, that sounds like a lot of dancin'.
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| But the magic shoes were cursed. |
| For the princess could never, ever take them
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| off her feet.
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| Ooh, and Fendi runs small kids.
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| One day after dancing every day and every night and never stopping,
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| the princess grew tired.
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| She wanted to stop dancing, but she couldn’t.
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| So, that night, Princess Sahara danced all the way up to the stars,
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| where she could dance for her whole kingdom to see, for the rest of eternity.
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| The End. |