| It was a dark, depressing party 'til she came into the room
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| She wore a neon-colored vinyl skirt that brightened up my view
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| There was a mutual attraction of a woman and a man
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| But it was me who had the growing situation on his hands
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| So I just stood there in the middle there
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| Yeah ooh yeah
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| She moved a little closer
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| I felt my blood begin to rise
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| I saw that she was coming over by that look inside her eyes
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| So I just stood there in the middle there
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| Yeah ooh
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| I just stood there in the middle there
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| I just stood there in the middle
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| Wondering where I should put my hands
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| To cover up the rising thoughts of times to come ' my future plans
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| And all the while she stood there staring, bearing down on everything
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| While I just stood there wondering what she could see
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| Now what’s the mess'
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| So I cursed at Mother Nature for making me look like such a jerk
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| I thought of sticks and bricks and pushing pins but nothing seemed to work
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| And then with the prettiest of smiles she walked up and said hello
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| And then I watched her as her eyes gazed down on me below
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| So I just stood there in the middle there
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| Yeah ooh
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| I just stood there in the middle there
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| One' Two' Three
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| 2 x Chorus
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| Well I stood there in the middle there
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| Yeah I’ve stood there in the middle there
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| Yeah I’ve stood there in the middle there
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| Yeah I’ve stood there in the middle there' |