Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Heaven , by - Loudon Wainwright III. Song from the album So Damn Happy, in the genre Музыка мираRelease date: 18.08.2003
Record label: Sanctuary Records Group
Song language: English
Heaven |
| There’ll be lots of drinking in Heaven |
| Smoking and eating and sex |
| What you didn’t do in this life, bad for you |
| Will be totally cool in the next |
| In Heaven there’ll be beer for breakfast |
| At lunch it’s tequila and wine |
| And the soup served with dinner is made with paint thinner |
| And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh… |
| Good behavior will get you to heaven |
| It’s Beulah Land, that’s where you’re bound |
| But nobody makes nice up there in paradise |
| When you get up there then you get down |
| And the angels have ashtrays in Heaven |
| Saint Peter puffs on a cigar |
| That’s right smoking’s allowed, it’s what makes all those clouds |
| And you don’t have to sit at the bar, Oh… |
| And they eat all day long up in Heaven |
| And nobody ever gets fat |
| No, not one calorie and the ice cream is free |
| It comes in a pint, quart, or a vat |
| And it’s just one big orgy in Heaven |
| And nobody ever says «no» |
| And it’s front, sideways, back, and you start to lose track |
| But you don’t lose your get up and go, Oh… |
| There’ll be lots of drinking in Heaven |
| Smoking and eating and sex |
| What you didn’t do in this life, bad for you |
| Will be totally cool in the next |
| In Heaven there’ll be beer for breakfast |
| At lunch it’s Sambuca and wine |
| The gazpacho with dinner is made with paint thinner |
| And the morning hereafter feels fine! |