Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ozark Empire, artist - Listener. Date of issue: 30.04.2005
Song language: English
Ozark Empire |
| I’d like to welcome all you suckers to struggleville |
| Say ahh, open up and take this pill |
| You’ll sit down in your cubicle |
| And eat when we tell you to and when your services are not needed here anymore |
| you’ll clean out your desk by noon |
| And no talking to the new kid |
| Security will see you all the way to the door |
| It’s like a prison but we pay you more |
| So you owe us more just lock your doors and feel real safe inside |
| Your house is no longer a good place to hide |
| Hey, there’s no more corner office |
| Or golfing with the bosses |
| You have a wife and kids to tell |
| That you got axed today and you lost your 401k |
| You wear your necktie noose so well |
| And you march just like a natural (you're natural) |
| You are just what we’re looking for |
| You’re perfect in every single way |
| So come and join our little army |
| Of high class, beautiful, intelligent, talented, well-adjusted, clean, listeners |
| Have you got a headache, cold, or aneurism |
| Working on a heart attack, with bad vision |
| Back hurts, can’t breathe right, afraid to fall |
| Arthritis, hemorrhoids, high cholesterol |
| Embarrassed by your bad skin not good with the ladies |
| Don’t quite fit in. too fat, too skinny, way too tall |
| Bring all your problems, because this will cure them all |
| This will cure em all, this might cure some of them |
| It’s ok, you’re not a loser, you’ve just lost |
| You’ll get used to second best when considering the cost |
| You have to be born first, learn, and grow up fast |
| Work hard, love, and then come in last, and then |
| Work harder, for someone else’s dollar |
| And at the end of the day all you can do is borrow |
| Plastic saves lives when it’s a hard hat people |
| It’s a mad world already, you’re not making it easier |
| We’ve got the cure, we made the medicine, we have your answer |
| It’ll give you a headache, but it will fight all your cancers |
| So, take two of these and call me every hour |
| There will be some internal bleeding, so just don’t shower |
| If you’re invisible or feeling miserable this is what you need |
| If you feel the need to breathe and just can’t quite succeed |
| You are the target audience indeed |
| First off, you have to listen really, really well |
| Try and discern what it is we have to sell |
| Just some smoke and mirrors with good looking people all around you |
| The way you do it is wrong, i’m glad we found you |
| Bait and switch, caveat emptor, fine print, fine print |
| So sign right here and everything else will be sent to |
| Your house in 12−16 weeks and depending on the postal service it might take a |
| few more weeks |
| Don’t worry we do this all the time |
| We’re professionals, just make sure you read the sign |
| Have you got a headache, cold, or aneurism |
| Working on a heart attack, with bad vision |
| Back hurts, can’t breathe right, afraid to fall |
| Arthritis, hemorrhoids, high cholesterol |
| This will cure it all |
| This will cure it all |
| This will cure it all |
| But just keep your reciept |
| There are no returns, or refunds |
| And I’ll repeat |
| This will cure anything |
| Just remember that |
| Just remember that |
| Just remember that |
| Just remember that |
| Just belive that |