| This song will keep you warm
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| This song will build you a house
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| This song will heal all that ails you
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| This song will be your very best friend
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| When you need a friend look for me
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| And look for the song, because that’s all you have
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| And this song will buy you clothes
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| This song is very, very, special
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| This song will give you soup when you’re sick
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| This song will even pet your cat
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| When you don’t want to anymore just look for me
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| And look for this song, because we’ll help you out
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| We’ll help you along
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| We’re all that you have
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| This song is the catch all end all
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| Why are you doubting this songs abilities?
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| This song is a sad, sad, song
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| This song is the song to end all songs
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| This song is one of the seven wonders
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| And hey, this song knows if you’re not listening
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| And if you don’t listen you won’t reap the benefits
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| You won’t understand what this song is saying
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| Other songs have tried to sing along
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| But they fail miserably and end up the laughing stock
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| This song is this song
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| Many have tried to sing this song
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| This song will teach you all about life
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| Let’s all smile when this song tells us to
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| Hold your applause till the end of this song
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| Please don’t try to sing the words to this song
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| This song is the radio single
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| This song has no genre and likes it
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| I will try to teach you, but this song can do it better
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| When no one else will be you’re friend I’ll do the job
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| When no one else will be you’re friend I’ll do the job
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| I want the job, I filled out in the only application
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| This song will help you when you’re short on rent
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| This song will pay all the cab fare
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| You will always love this song, like you love a puppy, or a baby, or your family
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| This song will be the cure for cancer
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| This song will run for president and win
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| This song will surpass all of your doubts
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| This song has been okay-ed by NASA
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| So, it’s okay and it’s alright
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| Let’s all be happy, and practice good posture
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| Let’s all sign where they tell us to
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| Let’s all form a straight line and march to nowhere
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| This song will be your leader
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| This song will confuse, but you’ll like it
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| You will give this song all of your money
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| You will give this song everything you love
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| You will sing this song to all that you know
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| And then bring all their belongings to this song
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| So let’s all tell a friend about this song
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| And try to sing along, try to sing along
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| Try to sing along y’all
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| I said try to sing along, try to sing along, try to sing along y’all
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| They always say your life will never dull or your money back
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| Well I want my money back
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| They always say your life will never dull or your money back
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| Well I want my money back before my first heart attack |