
Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Record label: Jonathan Coulton
Song language: English
Over There |
Take a boat, take a plane |
Go to London, go to Spain |
Take a train from Amsterdam to Monaco |
Take a loved one if you think |
They enjoy things that stink |
Cause everything is different over there |
When you’re in Belgium you can eat |
A lot of mayonnaise with your frites |
And no one will say hey that’s too much mayonnaise |
Enjoy a German sausage hall |
Eat an Italian meatball |
But I hope you don’t want a Twinkie |
Because they don’t have Hostess Twinkies over there |
Over there you’ll never feel at ease |
Cause there’s not much soap and there’s too much cheese |
And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains |
Over there they’ll make you regret that you ever |
Saved their asses in World War II |
Don’t make me go over there |
Cause I enjoy my freedom here |
And I enjoy light-colored beer |
I like to take showers |
And I like to brush my teeth every day |
Twice a day |
They say that there’s a place in France |
Where the naked ladies dance |
You can find it if you ask around |
And there’s a hole there in the wall |
Where the men can see it all |
But the men don’t care |
Because they chew their underwear |
And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety-two |
And the men go around with their ding dongs hanging down |
Over there you’ll never feel at ease |
Cause there’s not much soap and there’s too much cheese |
And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains |
Over there they’ll make you regret that you ever |
Saved their asses in World War II |
Don’t make me go over there |
No don’t make me go over there |
Don’t make me go over there |
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