
Date of issue: 13.08.2014
Song language: English
It's Time for RiffTrax (RiffTrax Theme Song) |
And it’s not an easy job |
They watch movies and then |
Make up jokes about them |
And tell their jokes to microphones |
Put the jokes into a file |
On a secret server |
Deep beneath a mountain |
Protected by a dragon |
Who’re you going to get to riff those tracks? |
I don’t have a rifftrax where the riffs are missing! |
Why you always got to pick Rifftrax? |
Only Rifftrax picks all the tracks worth riffing! |
On some other day |
Somewhere far away |
You put out weiner wraps and snacks |
You fluff the cushions on your couch |
And buy a tv |
All your friends come over |
Just imagine their surprise |
When you press 'Play' and then |
Instead of just a movie |
They get jokes! |
Professional jokes! |
By professional comedy professionals! |
It’s your lucky day |
It’s time for Rifftrax! |
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