Lyrics It's Time for RiffTrax (RiffTrax Theme Song) - Jonathan Coulton

It's Time for RiffTrax (RiffTrax Theme Song)

And it’s not an easy job
They watch movies and then
Make up jokes about them
And tell their jokes to microphones
Put the jokes into a file
On a secret server
Deep beneath a mountain
Protected by a dragon
Who’re you going to get to riff those tracks?
I don’t have a rifftrax where the riffs are missing!
Why you always got to pick Rifftrax?
Only Rifftrax picks all the tracks worth riffing!
On some other day
Somewhere far away
You put out weiner wraps and snacks
You fluff the cushions on your couch
And buy a tv
All your friends come over
Just imagine their surprise
When you press 'Play' and then
Instead of just a movie
They get jokes!
Professional jokes!
By professional comedy professionals!
It’s your lucky day
It’s time for Rifftrax!