Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song De-Evolving , by - Jonathan Coulton. Song from the album Smoking Monkey, in the genre ПопRelease date: 31.12.2002
Record label: Jonathan Coulton
Song language: English
De-Evolving |
| I guess you’ve noticed that my arms don’t fit in my old suits |
| I guess you’ve noticed that I’m eating lots of jungle fruits |
| Anyway more than I used to |
| I used to be so tall and thin |
| Now I’m not exactly sure which phylum I’m in |
| And I know there’s a monkey in the future for you |
| And there’s nothing modern science can do |
| Keeping the thumb but I’m getting dumb |
| I’m devolving, I’m devolving |
| I am de-evolving |
| I guess you’ve noticed that I can’t sit still at dinnertime |
| I guess you’ve noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign |
| Anyway more than I used to |
| I used to have a little body hair |
| Now I have to use a razor everywhere |
| And I know there’s a monkey in the future for you |
| And there’s nothing modern science can do |
| Keeping the thumb but I’m getting dumb |
| I’m devolving, I’m devolving |
| I am de-evolving |
| Why get so angry at me? |
| I don’t understand how you expect me to defend my actions |
| Knowing what you now know |
| Monkey one and monkey two |
| Monkey me and monkey you |
| Monkey see and monkey |
| Do you still love me |
| Now that I’m a monkey? |
| I guess you’ve noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance |
| I guess you’ve noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pants |
| Anyway more than I used to |
| I used to see a movie now and then |
| Now I’m never gonna watch King Kong again |
| Because I know there’s a monkey in the future for you |
| And there’s nothing modern science can do |
| Keeping the thumb but I’m getting dumb |
| I’m devolving, I’m devolving |
| I am de-evolving |
| I’m devolving |
| De-evolving |
| I’m a coal miner’s daughter |