| Velma
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| Those lips, those eyes…
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| Edna
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| …that food!
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| Well there ain’t nothin' like a spread
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| To get ya in the mood
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| Velma
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| Oh Wilbur, can’t you feel
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| The burnin' flame of hot desire?
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| You’re gonna need more than some seltzer
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| To put out this fire!
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| Edna
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| I’m wailin'
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| «Look out, Ol' Baltimore!»
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| Velma
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| I’m sellin' something you can’t purchase
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| At a 10 cent store
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| Edna
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| Oh Wilbur, I feel like a princess
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| Come on and take me to the ball!
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| Velma
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| I bet you’re tired of heavy lifting
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| Get your hands on something small!
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| Edna
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| Because I’m big…
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| Velma
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| …blonde…
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| Both
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| …and beautiful!
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| It’s time to face the facts
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| It’s irrefutable
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| Velma
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| Why waste one more minute?
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| Edna
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| Now I feel brand-spankin' new
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| Both
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| Hey Wilbur, take a look, it’s all for…
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| Velma
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| …you
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| Edna
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| You?! |