Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Royale With Cheese, artist - John Travolta. Date of issue: 26.09.1994
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Royale With Cheese |
| JULES |
| -- okay so, tell me again about the hash bars? |
| VINCENT |
| Okay what d’you want to know? |
| JULES |
| Hash is legal there, right? |
| VINCENT |
| Yeah, it’s legal, but is ain’t a hundred percent legal. |
| I mean you can’t |
| walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin’away. |
| I mean they |
| want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places. |
| JULES |
| Those are hash bars? |
| VINCENT |
| Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it’s legal to buy it, it’s legal to own |
| it and, if you’re the proprietor of a hash bar, it’s legal to sell it. |
| It’s |
| legal to carry it, but that doesn’t matter 'cause -- get a load of this, |
| alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it’s illegal for them |
| to search you. |
| I mean that’s a right that the cops in Amsterdam don’t have. |
| JULES |
| Oh, man -- I’m goin', that’s all there is to it. |
| I’m fuckin’goin'. |
| VINCENT |
| You’ll dig it the most. |
| But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? |
| JULES |
| What? |
| VINCENT |
| It’s the little differences. |
| I mean they got the same shit over there, we got |
| here, but it’s just there’s a little difference. |
| JULES |
| Examples? |
| VINCENT |
| Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. |
| And I don’t mean in a paper cup. |
| I’m talkin''bout a glass of beer. |
| And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald’s. |
| You know what they call a Quarter |
| Pounder with Cheese in Paris? |
| JULES |
| They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? |
| VINCENT |
| No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck |
| a Quarter Pounder is. |
| JULES |
| What’d they call it? |
| VINCENT |
| They call it Royale with Cheese. |
| JULES (repeating) |
| Royale with Cheese. |
| What’d they call a Big Mac? |
| VINCENT |
| Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. |
| JULES (repeating) |
| Le Big Mac. |
| What do they call a Whopper? |
| VINCENT |
| I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King. |
| You know what they put on french |
| fries in Holland instead of ketchup? |
| JULES |
| What? |
| VINCENT |
| Mayonnaise. |
| JULES |
| Goddamn! |
| VINCENT |
| I seen 'em do it, man. |
| They fuckin’drown 'em in this shit. |
| JULES |
| Uuccch! |