Lyrics Personality Goes A Long Way - John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson

Personality Goes A Long Way

VINCENT
Want some bacon?
JULES
Naw, man, I don’t eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
Pigs are filthy animals.
I don’t eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
Yeah, but bacon tastes good.
Pork chops taste good.
JULES
Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie.
But I’ll never know 'cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit.
That’s
a filthy animal.
I ain’t need nothin’that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
VINCENT
How about a dog?
Dog eats its own feces.
JULES
I don’t eat dog either.
VINCENT
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they’re definitely dirty.
But a dog’s got personality.
Personality goes a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal?
Is that true?
JULES
Well, we’d have to be talkin''bout one charmin’motherfuckin’pig.
I mean
he’d have to be ten times more charming that that you know what
I’m sayin'?