Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song D'Orine the Cow , by - Ian Dury. Song from the album The Bus Driver's Prayer & Other Stories, in the genre Иностранный рокD'Orine the Cow |
| I’m D’Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull’s better half |
| My daughter’s called Daisy, she’s a very nice calf |
| When I’m all finished milking and chewing the cud |
| Mr. Meatface the butcher will be after my blood |
| Cos I’m D’Orine Cow |
| I’m D’Orine the Cow |
| I’m somebody’s quarter-pound hamburger bun |
| And somebody’s trousers now |
| I’m Lofty the Lamb from the heart of the shire |
| My texture’s too coarse for your fashion attire |
| So soon I’ll be bound for the abattoir’s slab |
| Slaughtered and frozen for doner kebab |
| Cos I’m Lofty the Lamb |
| I’m Lofty the Lamb |
| I seem to have gambolled my short life away |
| I’m a sandwich instead of a ram |
| I’m Mary the Chicken, the result of research |
| In the dark with no feathers and wedged on this perch |
| Pieces go missing when chickens collide |
| Oh bury my bones with your Kentucky Fried |
| Cos I’m Mary the Chicken |
| I’m Mary the Chicken |
| You wouldn’t eat me if you knew where I’d been |
| You’d be heart-stricken |
| I’m Jonathon Pig and I’m fearsomely stout |
| From the tip of my tail to the snuff of my snout |
| I’m too fat to move and I’m too young to die |
| So think about me next time you eat a pork-pie |
| Cos I’m Jonathon Pig |
| I’m Jonathon Pig |
| My ears have gone into the sausage machine |
| And so has my thingumajig |
| My thingumajig |
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