| If you’re cold, well here’s a plan
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| Pull the plug out of your fan
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| If you’re hot, now here’s a scheme
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| Park your botty in the stream
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| If you’re tired, check this plot
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| Seek a source that hits the spot
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| If you’re snooty, here’s a ploy
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| Stroll along the hoi polloi
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| (Cacka Boom)
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| You’ll not have owt to show for it
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| If you don’t go for it (Cacka Boom)
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| You’ll have to come to terms with it,
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| Get on the firm with it (Cacka Boom)
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| If you don’t get to grips with it,
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| You’ve had your chips with it (Cacka Boom)
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| You’ll only come to rue it if you don’t do it
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| If you’re lost, well try this notion
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| Find yourself a magic potion (Cacka Boom)
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| If you’re angry, check this wheeze
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| Count to ten and then say «cheese"(Cacka Boom)
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| If you’re uptight here’s the answer
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| Learn to be a belly dancer (Cacka Boom)
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| If you’re cornered, suss a wangle
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| Try it from a different angle
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| (Cacka Boom)
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| Now you can put a name to it
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| You must lay claim to it (Cacka Boom)
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| You’ll have time to regret it
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| If you don’t go and get it (Cacka Boom)
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| You won’t have much to talk about
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| If you don’t go on walkabout (Cacka Boom)
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| Don’t think you won’t mind it
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| If you don’t try and find it
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| No one said you must be good as gold
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| It’s what you haven’t done
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| That matters when you’re old
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| No one said these things are pre-ordained
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| Nothing ventured…
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| If you’re guilty, cop a stroke
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| You only did it for a joke
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| If you’re dozy, here’s a tactic
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| Tell 'em all they’re too didactic
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| If you’re fed up, here’s a wrinkle
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| Let your pianoforte tinkle
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| If you’re wobbling here’s a trick
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| Happy go toilet, click, click, click
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| Now you can put a name to it
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| You must lay claim to it (Cacka Boom)
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| You’ll have time to regret it
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| If you don’t go and get it (Cacka Boom)
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| You won’t have much to talk about
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| If you don’t go on walkabout (Cacka Boom)
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| Don’t think you won’t mind it
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| If you don’t try and find it (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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| Ow! |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cacka Boom, artist - Ian Dury. Album song Mr Love Pants, in the genre Иностранный рок