Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ska Train to Dorkville, artist - Hub City Stompers. Album song Ska Ska Black Sheep, in the genre СкаDate of issue: 31.12.2008
Record label: Stubborn
Song language: English
Ska Train to Dorkville |
| Man 1: I think the movement’s pretty much fucking dead. |
| Man 2: The movement is making me have a bowel movement. |
| Man 1: Too many fuckin'… there’s too many, ah… |
| Take out the soul |
| Take out the passion. |
| Then add some bubblegum & mainstream cash in. |
| Amalgamate a soft link in the chain. |
| (Man 1: You know, white people invented ska?) |
| (Man 2: Yeah, white people NEVER invented ska.) |
| Don’t need a point, don’t need no power. |
| Let them rinse off as ignorance showers |
| And let integrity go down the drain. |
| Yeah! |
| Get on that train |
| You fuckin' dork |
| You fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork. |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| Get on that train |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork. |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| Popcorn herbs |
| Dressed like Urkel. |
| All running 'round and 'round in a circle. |
| Phenomena that I can’t quite explain. |
| (Man 1: You’re stealin' your father’s clothes, that he put away in the fuckin' |
| attic.) |
| Chords & beats all cookie cutter. |
| Originality in the gutter. |
| Anyone else who does not share my pain… |
| Yeah! |
| Get on that train |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork. |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| Get on that train |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork. |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| Man 1: Mad Ska Syndrome? |
| Man 2: No, BAD Ska Syndrome. |
| Man 1: (laughter) Bad Ska Syndrome. |
| Man 2: It’s reskarded. |
| Man 1: (laughter) It’s reskarded! |
| Those reskarded kids! |
| Man 2: Reskarded kids. |
| Man 1: Ska with an extra chromosome. |
| (laughter) |
| Man 1: We didn’t even know when the first band started and the last band ended. |
| We thought it was just one big band. |
| They bring new meaning to the word «starving artist.» |
| Man 2: When the crowd’s starvin'. |
| Man 1: When the crowd’s starvin'. |
| Starvin' for good music! |
| (laughter) |
| Follow the herd into the chasm. |
| Keep on your wannabee rebellion spasm |
| While you don’t dare to go against the grain. |
| (Man 1: My favorite ska band is Aunt Suzanne’s Tampon. They’re the best.) |
| We’ll still be here fighting the good fight |
| Keeping it true & strong & hardcore & airtight. |
| Anyone else who won’t help cleanse this stain… |
| Yeah! |
| Get on that train |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork. |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| Get on that train |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork. |
| You fuckin' dork, you fuckin' dork, dork, dork. |
| Alright, all aboard! |
| You dork it up, you dork it up, you dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork it up, you dork it up, you dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork it up, you dork it up, you dork, dork, dork. |
| You fuckin' dork it up, you dork it up, you dork, |
| 'Til it sounds like this! |
| «Skank it up, rudies!» |
| Man 1: I saw a kid with a Reel Big Fish shirt and I called him a reel big |
| asshole. |