Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ordinary Guy, artist - Hub City Stompers. Album song Blood, Sweat and Years, in the genre СкаDate of issue: 21.11.2019
Record label: Altercation
Song language: English
Ordinary Guy |
| I am just an ordinary guy, with a very ordinary life |
| I have a house and a kid and a wife. |
| Isn’t that oh so very nice? |
| I get up to be at work by 9. Every month I pay my bills on time |
| I wrap my recyclables up with twine. |
| Isn’t that oh so very nice? |
| Come on, Skoochie, get the lock off your sack! |
| Come out to the bar and knock a few back! |
| I remember the days of your glorious past |
| You’d close up the bar dragged out on your ass! |
| So what’ll ya do? |
| Come out with the crew? |
| Drinking brew after brew til your facha turns blue? |
| Or stay at home sitting with the old lady |
| While I’m filling my shot glass with 1780! |
| I am just an ordinary guy, with a very ordinary life |
| I’m insecure about my penis size. |
| Isn’t that oh so very nice? |
| I watch porno from time to time, enjoying a life that is not mine |
| I rub one out if the girl is fine. |
| Isn’t that oh so very nice? |
| Come on, Skoochie, now I’m calling your bluff |
| With a fist full of singles just ready to stuff! |
| You know it’s your fate. |
| So why would you wait |
| To hit very nudie bar in the Garden State?! |
| Will you come out and roam or just stay at home? |
| Pruning Petunia’s with your gay Garden Gnomes |
| Changing nappies, wiping bums full of ca-ca |
| While I’m sticking my face between silicone ta-ta's |