Lyrics of Keď Budeš Na Compe - Horkyze Slize

Keď Budeš Na Compe (original)

Keď budeš na compe gambliť jak drak, tak sa ti na komplet dokazí zrak
Keď sa ti na komplet dokazí zrak, tak malé písmo ani za máčny mak.
Keď sa Ti z malých písmen začnú krížiť riadky tak si pomýliš múku a omamné
látky
Keď si pomýliš múku a omamné látky, tak prespíš Mikuláša, Vianočné sviatky
Keď potom po Vianociach vylezieš z duchny, tak už ti vypredajú obchod s
delobuchmi
Keď už ti vypredajú obchod s delobuchmi, tak si vyrobíš bombu na stole v kuchyni
Neriskuj bombu a zbav sa compu Apgrejdni Brainnet
Keď budeš na compe jak je dlhá chvíľa, tak pridáš na váhe 15 a pol kila
Keď pridáš na váhe 15 a pol kila, z baletu sa ti potom navráti sila.
Keď budeš cupitať s druhými baletkami, tak sa tam budeš točiť do opačnej
strany
Keď sa tam budeš točiť do opačnej strany tréner sa nasere a skončíš za dverami
Keď potom za dverami, natiahneš si lajnu, tak potom chvíľu budeš mať o svete
šajnu
Keď potom chvíľu budeš mať o svete šajnu, tak schytáš do čela a máš hrču fajnu
Neriskuj tonfu a zbav sa compu.
Volaj 0−200−300−1-500 Brainnet
Keď budeš na compe kukať furt na porno tak budeš potom mať zo života hovno
Keď budeš potom mať zo života hovno, tak pôjdeš do lesa a hodíš si to rovno
Keď nakoniec upustíš tohoto vrtochu, tak pôjdeš na štadión korčulovať trochu
Keď pôjdeš na štadión korčulovať trochu, ľahneš si na ľad a vyšňupeš plochu.
Neriskuj rolbu a zbav sa compu
Brainnet prvá mozgová sieeeť
Na komplet ti z toho hrabne, na komplet, vidíš to na mne.
Na komplet ti z toho
hrabne
Brainnet prvá mozgová sieeeť
Na compe ti z toho hrabne, na compe, celý deň hlavne na compe ti z toho hrabne.
Brainnet prvá mozgová sieeeť

(translation)

If you gamble both a dragon on your computer, your eyesight will prove itself
When your eyesight can be seen, the small print is not even for a poppy.
When you start crossing lines from lowercase letters, you're mistaken for flour and intoxication
substances
When you're confused with flour and drugs, you'll sleep Santa Claus, the Christmas holidays
Then, when you climb out of the spirit after Christmas, they'll sell you a deal
delobuchmi
Once they sell you the cannon shop, you'll make a bomb on the kitchen table
Don't risk the bomb and get rid of the Brainnet Computer Comp
When you're on the computer for a long time, you add 15 and a half pounds
When you add 15 and a half pounds, the ballet will then regain its strength.
When you cup with other ballerinas, you will spin the other way around
parties
When you turn there in the opposite direction, the coach sucks and you end up behind the door
Then, when you pull out the line behind the door, you will have a moment about the world
shit
Then, when you have a shit about the world for a while, you get in the lead and you have a lump of fine
Don't risk a tonfa and get rid of the computer.
Call 0−200−300−1-500 Brainnet
If you watch porn on the computer all the time, then you will have shit out of your life
Then when you have shit out of life, you go to the forest and throw it straight
When you finally drop this whim, you go to the stadium to skate a bit
When you go to the stadium to skate a little, you lie down on the ice and sniff the area.
Don't risk a snowmobile and get rid of the computer
Brainnet's first brain network
It'll make you complete, you can see it for me.
To complete you
count
Brainnet's first brain network
He'll make fun of it on his computer, he'll make fun of it all day, especially your computer.
Brainnet's first brain network