Lyrics of Bezďák Pôjde Po Červenom Koberci - Horkyze Slize

Bezďák Pôjde Po Červenom Koberci (original)

Herečka v tangáčoch prdla si práve
Ako keď písknete na poľnej tráve
Vzdychala v noci, ticho a v tom apartmáne
Asi tam nesrala, taký pocit máme
Za potlesku, za búrlivého hvizdu
Jurij z Karlových Varov skloňoval pizdu
Ja pizdu, ty pizďoš a dosť bolo žartu
Prichádza kúzlo, vyber si kartu
Beztak je tu malá šanca, zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci
Tento rok tešme sa na ples v opere
Program taký, že sa každý posere
Spevácke vystúpenie našich Nízlových dvojčat
Moderné tance sporo odetých dievčat
Pomajbo, jak je zvykom sem tam niekdy
Urobí pre nás malú Stand up comedy
Jurij ukáže, jak získať miliardu
Prichádza kúzlo, vybr si kartu
Beztak je tu malá šanca, zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci
Dámy a páni… Eva Pilarová !
Červený koberec lémuje schody-dy- dy
Celý program má zaujímavé body-dy- dy
A mimochodom, povedzme si len tak na okraj
Tá mama mala pravdu, mama was right
Amatér zahrá hovno a možno,že nie
Vie zahrať strach, keď mu ho niekto naženie
A s bielym prachom v nose počas hazardu
Prichádza kúzlo vyber si kartu
Beztak je tu malá šanca zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci

(translation)

The actress in thong has just fucked her
Like whistling on the grass
She sighed at night, silence and in that apartment
She probably didn't fuck there, that's how we feel
To the applause, to the stormy whistle
Yuri of Karlovy Vary bowed his cunt
I cunt, you cunt and it was a joke
The spell comes, choose a card
Anyway, there's a chance, take it
That the hell will go on the red carpet
This year we are looking forward to the ball at the opera
The program is such that everyone sucks
Singing performance of our Low Twins
Modern dances of scantily clad girls
Pomajbo, as is the custom here and there sometimes
He will make a little stand up comedy for us
Yuri will show how to get a billion
The spell comes, choose a card
Anyway, there's a chance, take it
That the hell will go on the red carpet
Ladies and gentlemen… Eva Pilarová!
The red carpet lines the stairs
The whole program has interesting body types
And by the way, let's just say the edge
That mom was right, mom was right
The amateur plays shit and maybe not
He can play fear when someone pushes him
And with white dust in the nose during gambling
The magic of choosing a card is coming
Anyway, there's a small chance to take it
That the hell will go on the red carpet