Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song All I see is Poop, artist - Hobo Johnson.
Date of issue: 31.07.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
All I see is Poop |
All I see is poop, the worlds fuckin' shit |
I’m a piece of shit too |
Yeah, literally just poop |
It fucking stinks, it smells like a zoo |
Ayo, ay, she got a big ol' booty |
And a heart like Rudy |
Yeah, she’s brave as shit |
She accepts climate change exists |
Yeah, and when I see her pick up litter |
It makes me wanna have a fuckin' kid with her |
Ay, when she fuckin' sorts those bottles |
My libido fuckin' go full throttle |
But even that couldn’t take me away |
From the thought of the bondage and all of the pain |
If things were really so great here |
Why are we all in a pit of despair |
All I see is poop, the worlds fuckin' shit |
I’m a piece of shit too |
Yeah, literally just poop |
It fucking stinks, it smells like a zoo |
Everyone around me |
Everything I touch |
Everyone I see |
Everything I feel |
Yeah, she drops all it on me, my eyes burst |
It’s hard to be aroused when your eyes hurt |
Yeah, she put it on me, then my brain melted |
It’s hard to throw money when your brain’s hemorrhaged |
She started twerkin', made the ground shake |
I said, «damn babe, you’re gonna make a ground wave!» |
Yeah, then she put a cup on her butt |
I said «woah, that’s a waste of a cup |
That was my grandfathers cup!» |
All I see is poop, and the worlds fuckin' shit |
I’m a piece of shit too |
Hey, literally poop |
This fucking stinks, I don’t know what to do |
Everyone around me |
Everything I touch |
Everyone I see |
Everything I feel |
We set the world on fire to keep your cubicle cool |
I bet you keep that shit from 70 to 72 |
But I would really like to work for you |
Look, I can cause harmful emissions |
And mass suffering just like you! |
I used to be fun when I drank like a fish |
All clean and sober, I just sit and get pissed |
And my parents depressed, but they don’t know the words |
So they just assume that’s how everything is |
I tried being drunk, it didn’t work |
So I tried to pay someone to talk to me, didn’t work |
So I started eating greens, it didn’t work |
So I started buying lottery tickets, and that might work |
All I see is poop, and the worlds fuckin' shit |
I’m a piece of shit too |
Hey, literally poop |
This fucking stinks, I don’t know what to do |
Everyone around me |
Everything I touch |
Everyone I see |
Everything I feel |