Lyrics All I see is Poop - Hobo Johnson

All I see is Poop

All I see is poop, the worlds fuckin' shit
I’m a piece of shit too
Yeah, literally just poop
It fucking stinks, it smells like a zoo
Ayo, ay, she got a big ol' booty
And a heart like Rudy
Yeah, she’s brave as shit
She accepts climate change exists
Yeah, and when I see her pick up litter
It makes me wanna have a fuckin' kid with her
Ay, when she fuckin' sorts those bottles
My libido fuckin' go full throttle
But even that couldn’t take me away
From the thought of the bondage and all of the pain
If things were really so great here
Why are we all in a pit of despair
All I see is poop, the worlds fuckin' shit
I’m a piece of shit too
Yeah, literally just poop
It fucking stinks, it smells like a zoo
Everyone around me
Everything I touch
Everyone I see
Everything I feel
Yeah, she drops all it on me, my eyes burst
It’s hard to be aroused when your eyes hurt
Yeah, she put it on me, then my brain melted
It’s hard to throw money when your brain’s hemorrhaged
She started twerkin', made the ground shake
I said, «damn babe, you’re gonna make a ground wave!»
Yeah, then she put a cup on her butt
I said «woah, that’s a waste of a cup
That was my grandfathers cup!»
All I see is poop, and the worlds fuckin' shit
I’m a piece of shit too
Hey, literally poop
This fucking stinks, I don’t know what to do
Everyone around me
Everything I touch
Everyone I see
Everything I feel
We set the world on fire to keep your cubicle cool
I bet you keep that shit from 70 to 72
But I would really like to work for you
Look, I can cause harmful emissions
And mass suffering just like you!
I used to be fun when I drank like a fish
All clean and sober, I just sit and get pissed
And my parents depressed, but they don’t know the words
So they just assume that’s how everything is
I tried being drunk, it didn’t work
So I tried to pay someone to talk to me, didn’t work
So I started eating greens, it didn’t work
So I started buying lottery tickets, and that might work
All I see is poop, and the worlds fuckin' shit
I’m a piece of shit too
Hey, literally poop
This fucking stinks, I don’t know what to do
Everyone around me
Everything I touch
Everyone I see
Everything I feel