| «Okay so the first one, I do have to ask. |
| Would you be able to pay the balance
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| in full today? |
| $ 691?»
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| «No I can’t»
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| «Okay, no problem. |
| So what we can do is break that up into three monthly
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| payments»
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| Beautiful people only live in downtown
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| And midtown and not around where I stay
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| Is it their brain that really matters
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| Or their character that flatters
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| Or dependent on their beautiful face
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| But if you’re beautiful from birth, do you really have the courage
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| Of a woman picked on for her girth
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| Ever since she was a kid… and you know how kids work
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| Up until she was a full-grown adult
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| Now… I’m not saying that it’s real smooth sailing
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| But guys, being nice doesn’t hurt
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| And I’m not saying that they’re perfect
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| I’m just saying that they’re different
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| And the difference is they love to wear skirts
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| Sex in the city
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| Probably feels really really nice
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| With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes
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| Sex in the city
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| Probably looks really really great with
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| A girl that’s like a ten and a guy that’s 'bout an eight
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| Sex in the city
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| Sounds like it takes place on stage
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| Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings
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| Sex in the city
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| Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers
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| My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear
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| I have really bad bac-ne
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| It looks like the gosh-dang night sky
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| And I promise I’m gonna get it taken care of
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| So I’m not a baby maker looker, but maybe I am
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| To a woman that really loves me for
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| Who I am… or maybe who I’m not
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| Either way it’s getting bothered and hot… gross!
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| Hey missus, will you take me to a world
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| Where nothing else exists except
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| The contents of our soul
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| And there we’ll talk
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| Y’know Instagram DM works too
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| What up?
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| If I look like Brad Pitt mixed with bit of Jake Gyllenhaal
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| And a bowl of David Hasselhoff I wouldn’t be here at all
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| I’d be in Los Angeles
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| Or at your mom’s house eating all the sandwiches!
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| Sex in the city
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| Probably feels really really nice
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| With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes
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| Sex in the city
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| Probably looks really really great with
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| A girl that’s like a ten and a guy that’s 'bout an eight
|
| Sex in the city
|
| Sounds like it takes place on stage
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| Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings
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| Sex in the city
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| Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers
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| My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear… and socks
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| And whatever freshening spray I used
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| Thirty minutes beforehand
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| While I quickly went through my room trying to clean it
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| Right-uh? |
| Right-uh? |
| I’m right uh?
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| You think this song’s about to end, is that what you think? |