| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| I woulda bought a Lambo but I’m not quite there yet
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| Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it is
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| I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches
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| One time, I tried to burn sage and clear the vibe
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| And then the smoke alarm went off, and my ex-girl cried
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| She cried for a bunch of other reasons, I
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| I’m never going back to Four Seasons
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| I wish that I was friends with Drake
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| So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today
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| Damn, I wish my name wasn’t Frank
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| Fuck! |
| I wish it was Blake
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| I learned a lot from my dad
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| Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast
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| I wish that I was in the league
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| I’m a number one pick with two bad knees, go
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| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| We’re both pretty reliable, but got in a couple accidents
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| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| I woulda bought a Lambo, but I’m not quite there yet
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| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| I woulda bought a Bentley, but I’m not quite there yet
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| What’s the point of being cool?
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| Cut your hair and get a job like the rest of us do
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| Don’t play guitar in the park and just sit
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| If I hear another G chord I’m breaking your shit
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| (Ah!)
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| Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek
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| Suspension as soft as a cute little baby neck
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| My clique orders club salads
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| And look like they all sing ballads
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| I coulda bought a Lambo happily
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| But the insurance is high and I kinda want a family
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| «Why does Dad have a Lambo?»
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| «He was insecure about himself, son, let it go»
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| Nothing like fighting another man
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| 'Cause he cut me off in traffic, and my morning started bad
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| I’m glad that his kids got to see that his dad’s a giant prick
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| And that he got what he needs
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| Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
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| Life is an abyss half-filled with sadness
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| My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball
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| He had a lot of time on his hands, uh
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| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| I woulda bought a Lambo, but I’m not quite there yet
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| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| I woulda bought a Bentley, but I’m not quite there yet
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| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| I woulda bought a Lambo, but I’m not quite there yet
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| I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
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| I woulda bought a Bentley, but I’m not quite there yet
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| Haha, hey, guys!
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| Have you heard about the all-new Subaru Crosstrek with the new suspension
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| package?
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| If you buy one you’ll be riding smooth in no time
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| It also came with a trailer hitch, but…
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| It’s only 4 cylinders so you probably shouldn’t tow anything
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| My dad said that messes up the transmission |