| You were smoking on a cigarette
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| Talking about the deficit
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| Putting all them wild boys down
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| A-like a drunken Mona Lisa or the Leanin' Tower of Pisa
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| You were hanging off the edge of town
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| I overheard Afghanistan is safer than a minivan
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| Left me wonderin' what I should do
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| Ah, you’re like a four leaf clover
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| I just had to come on over
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| I’ve never seen a woman like you
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| You was falling like the Alamo
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| Drinking fast and talking slow
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| Looking like it’s time to go home
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| Were you hitting on the stripper cause you can’t afford to tip her
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| Or just afraid of being alone
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| You was openly frustrated
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| You said Dylan’s over rated
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| For singing Tangled Up In Blue
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| I don’t know what I was thinking I could feel my heart a-sinking
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| I have never seen a fellow like you
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| And out the way we do it’s true
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| We fall for the first one
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| How come it always ends up the worst one?
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| Well, you’re probably a Democrat
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| What the hell is wrong with that?
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| Nothing if you’re Taliban
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| I see, well, I bet you slept with half the south
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| Don’t you ever shut your mouth?
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| How much did you pay for that tan?
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| More than you paid for them boots
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| Oh, shouldn’t you be purging?
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| You’re probably still a virgin
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| I can’t believe you’re not on The View
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| Have to have another round, it’s looking like we’re trouble bound
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| I have never seen another like you
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| Ain’t that the way we do it’s true you take the breath from me
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| It seems like you are bound to be the death of me
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| Oh, well, a couple hours later, we were in the elevator
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| A-making out like Bonnie and Clyde
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| We were dizzy from the love we found
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| Throwin' up and goin' down
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| Lord it’s been a hell of a ride
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| I’m having trouble breathing
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| Well, I probably should be leaving
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| You know I’m up in room 402
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| Well, I gotta hand it to you
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| There’s a chance I’m gonna screw you
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| I have never seen another like you
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| I don’t know if it’s forever
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| But I’m glad that we’re together
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| I have never seen another like you |