Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song KMAG YOYO, artist - Hayes Carll. Date of issue: 31.12.2009
Song language: English
KMAG YOYO |
| Well, daddy joined the Air Force |
| Said it was a good source |
| Danger, love, and money, but it only led to divorce |
| Ended up in Abilene |
| Working at a Dairy Queen |
| Put me in the Army on the day that I turned seventeen |
| Here I am standin' in the desert with a gun |
| Thought of going AWOL but I’m too afraid to run |
| So I got myself a new plan |
| Stealin' from the Taliban |
| Make a little money turning poppies into heroin |
| Sergeant didn’t like it so they put me in a hole |
| I said, «It's easy shootin' when they don’t know where to go.» |
| Threw me on a lily pad |
| Sent me home to NORAD |
| I knew I’d be in trouble but I didn’t think it be this bad |
| Stranger wearin' all black |
| Met me on the tarmac |
| Told him I was sorry but I ain’t ever going back |
| He said, «You ain’t in trouble, son |
| Learn to fight without a gun |
| Got a new assignment now, you’re working for the Pentagon» |
| Gonna take a trip, wouldn’t tell me what it’s for |
| Gotta serve your country, gonna help us win the war |
| MIT, PhD.'s, night & day, they’re testing me |
| Ain’t what I was thinking but I’m being all that I can be |
| I ain’t no genius but I knew it wasn’t right |
| Eating uppers in the morning and LSD at night |
| Send me off to deep space |
| Help 'em win the arms race |
| Ola me, oh mighty, but this shit has got a funny taste |
| I think I hear the countdown |
| Hundred feet above the ground |
| Told me when I’m leavin' but a’nothing 'bout a’coming down |
| Sittin' on a bad dream |
| Thousand pounds of gasoline |
| Ain’t leavin' nothing but some rubble and my slipstream |
| Mama always said, I should be aimin' for the moon |
| Never would’ve guessed that I’d be passin' by soon |
| How the hell’d I get here? |
| Blastin' through the atmosphere |
| Drop the rocket boosters and I’m shiftin' into high gear |
| Bowie on the system and a bottle on my knee |
| Armstrong ain’t got nothing on me |
| Hey ho, here we go |
| KMAG YOYO |
| Someone wanna get me, gotta come up where the sun don’t go |
| I think I see a bright light |
| Something 'bout it ain’t right |
| I laid down in a space ship |
| Woke up in a fire-fight |
| Trippin' from the morphine |
| Came down in a bad scene |
| God, don’t let me die here, I ain’t even nineteen |
| I won’t ever ask you, Lord, for anything again |
| I’ll swear it on the Bible, Torah or Koran |
| Lyin' in a rhino track |
| 'Bout to have a heart attack |
| IED got to me, someone call the Medevac |
| I need some fixin' after where it is I’ve been |
| Never wanna go and try and shoot a gun again |
| Slippin' out the back door |
| Gonna join the Peace Corps |
| Tell me I’m a hero now, so |
| Someone else can fight this war |