Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lemon Water, artist - Guttermouth. Date of issue: 28.01.2008
Song language: English
Lemon Water |
| The deranged should be caged |
| What is wrong with people |
| That it couldn’t be me Where their road ends |
| It must be them can’t you see |
| Is fill it up with alcohol |
| But all I have to do That’s where mine begins… |
| There’s a giant hole in my heart |
| It closes all the holes |
| And subdues my restlessness |
| It hides all my boredom |
| It enhances my personality |
| But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings |
| When I would normally have just one |
| It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really really hate |
| Who orders 2 waters with lemon |
| And it makes me want to strike someone at the bar |
| When I notice 2 marginally attractive girls parking it next to me at the bar |
| And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a mediocre song |
| (chorus) |
| Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon |
| And I’m ready to puke when a small child sits next to me at the bar |
| But that’s ok because to me other people’s kids are fine |
| So it’s no surprise that it’s parents are ordering water with lemon |
| And a root beer for the child |
| Do you ever find yourself striving for perfection |
| And is that why I find myself eavesdropping constantly |
| With a virtually worthless attempt at it Sports bars are the best places to meet people you hate |
| Not that I’ve actually met anyone |
| It’s just a matter of listening to their conversations and assuming that you |
| hate them |
| Oh here we go a couple a few tables down just ordered lunch |
| When of coarse that probably isn’t true |
| Because I can get along with anyone if I absolutely have to |
| (chorus) |
| The guy wearing a basketball tank top is having a veggie burger with fruit |
| instead of fries |
| And his husky date is just having a salad… it must be their first date |
| No than I would hate myself more than I already do And what goes better with rabbit food than ice water with a slice of lemon |
| Sometimes I think if I could be anyone in the whole world I would be a magician |
| Or even make them befriend me but then again I could become one of them |
| But at least then I could make all of these people in the bar be more like me And only then would I understand the befits |
| Of putting a slice of lemon in ordinary drinking water |
| (chorus) |