Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jamie's Petting Zoo, artist - Guttermouth. Album song Friendly People, in the genre ПанкDate of issue: 31.12.1993
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Nitro
Song language: English
Jamie's Petting Zoo |
| I’ve had my pet |
| Since i was nine years old |
| I loved him and fed him |
| Kept him out of the cold |
| But one day he attacked |
| I knew he didn’t love me back |
| So I grabbed him like a football |
| And punted fifty yards |
| Now I hate pets |
| Take yourself to the vet |
| Now I hate pets |
| Dolphins trapped in little nets |
| Now I hate pets |
| You little fucking |
| Screaming shit-bag |
| I should of let your mother |
| Eat you, little fucker |
| So I got a little birdy |
| And I trained it everyday |
| He knew 1000 words |
| But then he flew away |
| But then i got him back |
| The fucker wouldn’t shut his trap |
| So I took him to the bathroom |
| And rubbed his beak in shit |
| Now I hate pets |
| Spotted owls in their nests |
| Now I hate pets |
| Bagged a deer and made a vest |
| Now I hate pets |
| Birds and bees and bears and bison |
| Pigs and parrots and pandas |
| I fucking hate them all! |
| I was walking through the park |
| As a snake peeped from his hole |
| A perfect opportunity |
| To take the bastard home |
| I chopped his fucking head off |
| With my handy garden hoe |
| And made a lovely hat-band |
| For my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw! |
| Now I hate pets |
| 10,000 volts to the chest |
| Now I hate pets |
| Fed my cat some cigarettes |
| Now I hate pets |
| You little fucking |
| Screaming shit-bag |
| Bastard |
| Fuck you, you |
| Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck! |