Lyrics Puppet On A Swing - Elio E Le Storie Tese

Puppet On A Swing

I’m a famous wooden puppet,
and I never ever tell the truth.
I’m a puppet with no pecker,
but Geppetto cut me loose.
It’s not much fun when you are a eunuch,
I would love to have a big stick.
Here’s my daddy while he’s making it.
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I’m a proud and happy puppet,
with my new and shiny piece of wood.
I’m the new Italian Stallion,
coz my daddy made it good.
If my angel wasn’t such an angel I feel a force inside
of me, and it’s not easy, and a kind of milkshake comes
right out.
Hey hey ma ma, Splintering,
I feel I’m splintering If Lucignolo could see me,
I’d have a hard-on for sure.
Splintering, like no one’s ever seen uollano,
uollano, uollano, Signorina sono Italiano.
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Never Never Land is where I,
Feel like acting like I’m a playboy,
I’ve been living in a big whale,
I’ll invite you, don’t be coy Fire-eater,
you don’t want to meet her,
Fox and kitty, I will beat yer,
Up my ass with Jiminy Cricket,
The more I think about it,
and the more that I am Splintering,
people I’m splintering, If Lucignolo could see me,
With the expression I’m wearing.
I can cum, thanks to my brand new chum,
uollano, uollano, uollano,
that’s my cum and I’m Italiano.
Meantime, down in the disco — dong Splintering,
on the dance floor splintering,
I am the King of the Neighbourhood,
Of pussies made out of pine wood.
They all plot, they like to f*ck a lot they dance on,
they dance on, they dance on, On the cum and I’m Italiano — Ué Ué Ué…