Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song John Holmes, artist - Elio E Le Storie Tese. Date of issue: 29.10.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
John Holmes |
| When I was just a boy |
| Everyone made fun of me |
| Just because my penis was enormous |
| My mom said it was gorgeus |
| I work in a circus |
| Because of my penis |
| And everybody says no problem |
| Because my penis makes my living |
| Now I’ve become a famous actor |
| And even though I’m just a slave to love |
| I bought myself a rasta Harley |
| Now I’m a slave to my new Harley |
| I got it from Bob Marley |
| It’s rasta 'cause it was Bob Marley’s |
| Sometimes I reggae with Ziggy Marley |
| I will relaunch the silent movie |
| Because Bob told me that it’s groovy |
| And if you see the footy jumps… (non si capisce una sega) |
| John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema |
| John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley Twelve inches, he’s one foot of artistic |
| reality |
| That is what attracted all the critics |
| Not my acting ability |
| Because they simply don’t get it |
| I don’t speak 'cause I eat spaghetti |
| And so my face is normally off-screen |
| All of the people still come to adore me |
| And now they’ve made me into a big star |
| I relaunched the silent movie |
| Because I am silent |
| And even if I had been born dumb |
| I’d have relaunched the dumb movie |
| And if I had been born XXX |
| I’d have relaunched the XXX movie |
| I am your fire and your Venus |
| Because I’m acting with my penis |
| And so my penis makes my living |
| My penis is very forgiving |
| All my Harley don’t forgive me |
| And I’m asking for forgiveness |
| Yes yes my Harley don’t forgive me |
| And I’m asking for forgiveness |
| Ok, come on… |
| John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema |
| John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley Che bello… il cazzo… sborare… |
| minchia… |