| Quand les copines parlent de mon p’tit homme
| When girlfriends talk about my little man
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| Disent: «Ah! | Say: “Ah! |
| C’qu’il est laid!
| How ugly he is!
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| Il est tatou?, rid? | He's tattooed?, rid? |
| Comme une vieille pomme
| like an old apple
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| Il n’a rien qui pla? | There is nothing that pleases? |
| T. «C'que je me bidonne avec toutes leurs salades
| T. "What I do with all their salads
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| Bobards? | Canards? |
| La noix
| The nut
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| Qu’est-ce que je peux rendre aux reines de la panade
| What can I give back to the queens of panade
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| Qui b? | Who b? |
| Chent mon p’tit roi?
| Chent my little king?
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| S’il est simple, s’il a l’air d’un fauch?
| If he is simple, if he looks like a fauch?
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| En douce, comment qu’il vous fait guincher
| Slowly, how he makes you grumpy
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| Avec sa face bl? | With his blue face? |
| Me
| Me
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| Son col caf?-cr? | Its caf?-cr? |
| Me
| Me
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| Quand il me dit «je t’aime»
| When he tells me "I love you"
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| J’suis mordue!
| I'm bitten!
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| Ses grandes patoches blanches
| His big white patoches
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| Son corps qui se d? | His body which |
| Hanche
| Hip
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| C’est Dandy la planche:
| It's Dandy the plank:
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| J’suis mordue!
| I'm bitten!
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| C’lui qui l’connait pas le prend pour un bon ap? | He who doesn't know him takes him for a good ap? |
| Tre
| Tre
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| Il sait si bien faire meilleur que les autres
| He knows so well how to do better than the others
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| Si je lui fais un 'vanne
| If I screw him up
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| Avec ses tatanes
| With his tatanes
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| Oh! | Oh! |
| Comment qu’il me d? | How does he tell me? |
| Panne:
| Breakdown:
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| J’suis mordue!
| I'm bitten!
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| Si on lui demande: «Qu'est-ce que tu fais dans la vie ?»
| If asked, "What do you do for a living?"
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| Il are? | He is? |
| Pond froidement:
| Lays coldly:
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| «Je suis ch? | "I'm ch? |
| meur, j’mange mes? | die, I eat my? |
| conomies.»
| savings.”
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| C’est navrant, vraiment
| It's heartbreaking, really
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| Puis il exhibe sa carte de ch? | Then he shows his ch card? |
| Mage
| magician
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| Et s’pla? | And please? |
| T d’ajouter:
| T to add:
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| «? | “? |
| A m’sert en plus 'pr? | A serves me in addition 'pr? |
| S d’certains personnages
| S of certain characters
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| D’carte d’identit?. | Identity card. |
| «Puis sortant sa photo, il s'? | "Then taking out his photo, he |
| Crie
| Calls out
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| «Ah y a rien de mieux? | "Ah, is there anything better? |
| l’anthropom?trie !»
| anthropometry!”
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| Avec sa face bl? | With his blue face? |
| Me
| Me
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| Son col caf?-cr? | Its caf?-cr? |
| Me
| Me
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| Quand il me dit «je t’aime»
| When he tells me "I love you"
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| J’suis mordue!
| I'm bitten!
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| Toujours y m’resquille
| I always free myself there
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| Il me prend pour une bille
| He takes me for a marble
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| Mais j’suis une bonne fille
| But I'm a good girl
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| J’suis mordue!
| I'm bitten!
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| Au billard russe, chaque soir, il s’exerce
| In Russian billiards, every evening he practices
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| «Faut bien», dit-il, «faire marcher le commerce.»
| "Must," he said, "make the trade work."
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| Il peut tout me faire
| He can do anything to me
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| C’est l? | It's? |
| Mon affaire
| My affair
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| Il n’y a rien? | There is nothing? |
| Faire… J’suis mordue!
| Make... I'm bitten!
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| Quand je serai vieille, il me plaquera, j’en suis s? | When I'm old, he'll dump me, I'm sure? |
| Re
| D
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| A moins qu’il claque avant moi,? | Unless he snaps before me,? |
| A me rassure!
| Reassure me!
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| Ah, c’est un ph? | Ah, is that a ph? |
| Nom? | Name? |
| Ne
| not
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| J’suis faite comme une reine
| I'm made like a queen
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| Mais d? | But D? |
| S qu’il s’am? | S he s'am? |
| Ne
| not
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| J’suis mordue! | I'm bitten! |