Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song There's A Platypus Controlling Me, artist - Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Date of issue: 08.08.2019
Song language: English
There's A Platypus Controlling Me |
| Vanessa: Dad? |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa! |
| Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing? |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I’ll be honest I don’t really understand |
| But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands |
| Now I got records on my fingers |
| Kids: Whaaaat? |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers |
| I got records on my fingers and I just can’t stop |
| Kids: Don’t stop |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can’t stop I got a platypus controlling me |
| Kids: WHAAAAT? |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me |
| Now let me sum it up |
| It was a strange set of circumstances |
| Kids: Strange set of circumstances? |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got |
| records on my fingers |
| And I just can’t stop |
| Kids: DON’T STOP DON’T STOP |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able |
| There’s a platypus controlling me he’s underneath the table |
| Kids: There’s a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT? |
| Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down. |
| Like, corporations are a platypus |
| Kids: The government’s a platypus |
| Your teacher is a platypus |
| Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda |
| Kids: Society’s a platypus |
| My parents are a platypus |
| The media’s a platypus |
| It’s all just propaganda |
| Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me |
| Kids: We all got a platypus controlling us |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I’d stop if I was able |
| Kids: We all got a platypus controlling us |
| Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I’m not speaking metaphorically |
| The platypus controlling me is underneath the table |
| Oh wait, no, he’s gone! |
| Heyyy! |
| There’s no platypus controlling me… |
| There’s no platypus controlling me! |