Lyrics Brand New Best Friend - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Brand New Best Friend

Do I know you?
Yeah, I’m you, from another dimension!
Well, that would explain the handsomeness
Right back atcha, big guy!
Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
…I suppose so…
Do you want some rice pudding?
Ick, no, that’s gross!
It was a test!
Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most!
Me too!
Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Dominant race
I’ve been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
(But not that vending machine thing
That’s gonna happen)
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I’ve found a brand new best friend
And it’s me
I’ve found a brand new best friend
And it’s me
Hmm, I thought I’d be taller
I’ve been told I slouch
I thought I’ve have both my eyes, you know?
It’s in this pouch.
Ouch!
You know, I can’t help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch
Yeah…
…Nothing…
Do llamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Oh, that’s right, he played Meap
Now I know all about you
And you know all about me (ooh, wee, ooh!)
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I’ve found a brand new best friend
And it’s me
I’ve found a brand new best friend
And it’s me
Now that I’ve found you
We can be a duo
That’s right, twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Coming at you Fridays!
What’s that, are we doing a TV show together?
Oh, no, it just sort of sounded like- I-I mean we could.
We should!
Hmm, maybe we’re not so much alike…
That could be your catchphrase!
You’re the grumpy one.
Eh?