Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Brand New Best Friend, artist - Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Date of issue: 08.08.2019
Song language: English
Brand New Best Friend |
| Do I know you? |
| Yeah, I’m you, from another dimension! |
| Well, that would explain the handsomeness |
| Right back atcha, big guy! |
| Does that mean you and I are exactly alike? |
| …I suppose so… |
| Do you want some rice pudding? |
| Ick, no, that’s gross! |
| It was a test! |
| Almond brittle? |
| Ooh, I love it the most! |
| Me too! |
| Do you collect coins? |
| Yeah, just in case |
| Vending machines become the |
| Dominant race |
| I’ve been alone all these years |
| With my irrational fears |
| (But not that vending machine thing |
| That’s gonna happen) |
| But now before me I see |
| Someone with whom I agree |
| I’ve found a brand new best friend |
| And it’s me |
| I’ve found a brand new best friend |
| And it’s me |
| Hmm, I thought I’d be taller |
| I’ve been told I slouch |
| I thought I’ve have both my eyes, you know? |
| It’s in this pouch. |
| Ouch! |
| You know, I can’t help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch |
| Yeah… |
| …Nothing… |
| Do llamas weird you out? |
| Yeah, are they camels or sheep? |
| No, no, I meant Lorenzo |
| Oh, that’s right, he played Meap |
| Now I know all about you |
| And you know all about me (ooh, wee, ooh!) |
| And now before me I see |
| Someone with whom I agree |
| I’ve found a brand new best friend |
| And it’s me |
| I’ve found a brand new best friend |
| And it’s me |
| Now that I’ve found you |
| We can be a duo |
| That’s right, twice the evil |
| Double Doofenshmirtz |
| Coming at you Fridays! |
| What’s that, are we doing a TV show together? |
| Oh, no, it just sort of sounded like- I-I mean we could. |
| We should! |
| Hmm, maybe we’re not so much alike… |
| That could be your catchphrase! |
| You’re the grumpy one. |
| Eh? |