| Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Back in Gimmelschtump
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| I always had to keep it real
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| Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump
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| Young Heinz: Your childhood is less than ideal!
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| Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So I don’t dwell on how I’ll crawled my way out of the gutter
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| No I don’t!
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| When people ask me what I mean, I say
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| D-D-D-Do I stutter!
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| Dr. Doofenshmirtz: But I’m no longer a hater
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| Cause I got an Inator
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| And a over-complicated scheme
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| I get a couple of checks
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| Every month from my Ex
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| So I can finance my coming regime!
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| And though my past was a wreck
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| I won’t let it affect
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| My aspirations to cause mass hysteria
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| Cause I’m as sure as can be
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| That it’s my destiny
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| To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area! |