Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Really Don't Hate Christmas, artist - Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Date of issue: 03.12.2020
Song language: English
I Really Don't Hate Christmas |
| You see, Valentine’s is torture, and my birthday is a mess |
| New Year’s is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day’s a pest |
| Halloween’s a horror but I guess I must confess |
| That I really don’t hate Christmas |
| You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool’s is just a bore |
| Mardi Gras’s a waste unless you own a candy store |
| All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor |
| But I really don’t hate Christmas |
| Now it isn’t that I like it |
| At the most I feel ambivalence |
| But should I really just destroy it? |
| I’ll admit that I’m still on the fence |
| It makes me tense! |
| From the evil scientists' community I’m sure to get ejected |
| But for Christmas I can’t seem to summon any true invective |
| Because what is there to hate? |
| I mean it’s really so subjective |
| No, I really don’t hate Christmas |
| I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring |
| Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing |
| I can work up animosity for almost anything |
| Tell me why I don’t hate Christmas |
| Though my childhood was atrocious |
| Christmas never was that bad, you see |
| So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy |
| What’s wrong with me? |
| How can I prove that I’m an evil villain worth his salt |
| When with a holiday so jolly I can’t even find a fault? |
| If I didn’t feel ambiguous I’d launch a big assault |
| But I really don’t hate Christmas |
| (Spoken) Oh, what the heck. |
| Kickline! |
| No I really |
| No I really don’t hate Christmas! |
| (Spoken) I have an intense BURNING indifference! |