| Hollywood, Calfornia
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| City of smoke and mirrors… and bullshit
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| City will chew you up man
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| True Hollywood Story
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| Paparazzi all up in this bitch
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| True Hollywood Story
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| TMZ on the fuckin' scene
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| True Hollywood Story
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| Man, everyone out here is full of shit
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| True Hollywood Story
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| Never got his star on the boulevard
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| Everybody loves Raymond but no one loves me
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| I’m a washed up VJ roaming the streets
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| I’m holdin' my meat
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| Cause ain’t no hoes ever recognizing me, I’m finished
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| Popeye without the spinach
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| Career over, it’s ridiculous
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| I wish I had a fine lady
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| But I can’t afford a Mercedes
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| I ain’t got a job
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| Been dressed for less
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| Shopping at Ross, dog
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| My agent don’t call me back, ever
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| Since I been smokin' crack
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| Dag nab it
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| I reinvented myself as Dirt Nasty
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| Cause I’m the worst at acting
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| Try rapping, let’s see what happens baby
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| True Hollywood Story
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| (Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip)
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| True Hollywood Story
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| (Never got his star on the boulevard)
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| I get dissed at the club
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| I’m so D-List. |
| No more fucking love
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| My future used to look bright
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| Now it look like shit with speed in the pipe
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| I sold my Viper
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| For weed money and a fucking lighter
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| I used to wake up with hotties
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| Nowadays, I wake up with zombies
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| Anthony Michael Hall
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| Kirk Cameron, I need to talk to y’all
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| I walk to the mall
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| In a Scary Movie shirt. |
| My cock, my balls
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| Borrow money from my mother
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| Cause my career is in the fucking gutter
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| I’m just another
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| True Hollywood Story, motherfucker
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| Put a bullet in my head
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| But this ain’t no bullshit movie set
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| My life’s a mess
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| Can’t afford good sh- gotta smoke the stress
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| I hit rock bottom
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| Tabasco sauce in my Top Ramen
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| Game over, partner
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| My life’s over, like La Bamba |