Lyrics Nasty As I Wanna Be - Dirt Nasty

Nasty As I Wanna Be

Dirt is the white guy
People think I’m funny
Quit smokin' weed
Now my nose is all runny
Coke in my pocket
Lobster in my tummy
Paranoid as shit
That the cops are comin for me, but
I ain’t even breakin' the law
Just fuckin' your chick on the hood of your car, and (uh) and (uh)
The bitch is annoyin'
Had to change my number like Kobe and Jordan
Dirt to the nasty
Smelled like ya dead homie layin' up in the caskey
I’m sneakin' through your barrio
With mushrooms
Like Luigi and Mario
Then I crash the party
And sock you in the face if you rock Ed Hardy (busta)
Dude, I’m gnarly
I get my dick sucked by the mentally retardy
I’m nasty as I wanna be
I’m nasty girl, I’m so nasty
Dirt get pussy
You gotta bunch of dudes
I step in the saloon
In my cowboy boots, so
…clear the floor
I gotta new dance
Hop out the choppa and my parachute pants
Flip like a ninja
Never get injured
When I fuck you on the hardwood floor you get splinters
I’m the dirtiest dude on the streets
So dope yo bitch gon' OD on me
Smokin' speed with ODB
He told me
«Hey cracka you crazy»
I fuck old ladies
Blind crippled and crazy
In they old Mercedes
And I’m eatin' out all they friends
«What it taste like Dirt?»
Huh, Depends
Top-notch hoes
To average geeks
I tear up the pussy like a savage beast
Went from ashy to flashy
Then back to white-trashy
They ask me, «Eh Dirt, why you so nasty?»
Cause I just don’t give a fuck
Bump Milli Vanilli ice in the trunk.
(«girl you know it’s true»)
Pick up sluts in the pickup truck
Get my dick sucked
Then I, stick 'em up (break yer self)
Skanks get ganked…
…and if I get locked up
From my keys to the shank
Thank the Lord
For blessin' Dirt Nasty with the flesh sword
They call me Sexcalibur
Swing my hammer on your melons like Gallagher
Cracker ass fantastic
In the suburbs with my ghettoblaster
I rap slow
And then I rap faster
I’m the result of taking to much acid