| My goal in life | 
| Is to have no wife | 
| But to have some kids | 
| With a fat-ass bitch | 
| In the middle of Texas | 
| With a fake gold necklace | 
| It’s swinging and dangling | 
| You’d think I was Arabian | 
| Wait a minute man, who is this? | 
| Is you an actor or a rapper | 
| I’m a ractor | 
| I’m Ludacris | 
| In a Uber with a stupid bitch | 
| Her name is | 
| Fuck I can’t remember shit or anything | 
| Look down and seen a wedding a ring | 
| Her husband’s on amphetamines | 
| Running looking hella mean | 
| I’m grabbed my dick and grabbed the clip | 
| And pop pop pop shot his ass in the ribs | 
| It was a limited time shooting | 
| The sushi is bluefin | 
| I’m bad bitch recruiting | 
| Lately | 
| I’ve been a crispy baby | 
| All the ladies wanna date me | 
| From L.A. to Haiti | 
| Ima need eight days a week | 
| To heal my dick | 
| Cock stick on fleek | 
| I’m the nicest | 
| I got beef with ISIS | 
| I got a white bitch | 
| The ass is priceless | 
| I been rappin since you was swimmin in your dad’s nut sack | 
| Fuck that | 
| You kids gotta learn | 
| Hipsters will burn | 
| It’s Dirt Nasty’s turn on the mic | 
| Sike | 
| Your dad’s a dyke | 
| I stole your bitch | 
| Then I stole your bike, bitch | 
| Somebody gotta talk this shit | 
| All these rappers went soft | 
| These dicks went limp | 
| But not me though | 
| I sniff a kilo | 
| And unfollow everyone that asks for a repost | 
| All you Tweeters are making me sick | 
| Get on your knees | 
| And suck this verified dick, baby | 
| I got a black belt in yoga | 
| Your bitch got a boner | 
| When I did downward cobra | 
| It’s straight verbal diarrhea | 
| Your mom got pneumonia, syphilis and gonorrhea | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| All the ladies wanna date me | 
| From L.A. to Haiti | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| All the ladies wanna date me | 
| From L.A. to Haiti | 
| I’m a baby | 
| Who’s oh so crispy | 
| And I owe it to my folks | 
| They were both hippies | 
| Kinda trippy how it all happened | 
| I started playing ball | 
| Then I started freestyle rapping | 
| Had a gift right from the jump | 
| Had a white dick | 
| That fit perfect in a penis pump | 
| Chumps wanna hate | 
| Let 'em hate | 
| I never hesitate to put a punk in his place | 
| Snuff 'em in the face with a body blow | 
| I got a dojo | 
| I should have my own karate show | 
| Hotties know | 
| I got the beef stick | 
| I’m Rocky 4 | 
| You’re pussy like Heathcliff | 
| I’m a magical Merlin | 
| For certain | 
| Got your girl’s toes curlin | 
| And squirting out of beef curtains | 
| Now that was a little too graphic | 
| I used to get my ass kicked | 
| After basketball practice | 
| Now I get my ass licked | 
| By African models | 
| Whose tongues doin magic tricks | 
| Rabbit dicks | 
| Coming outta black hats | 
| Shotgun Uzi | 
| I pack that | 
| Rat-a-tat-tat-tat | 
| On any tattletale | 
| That be talkin out his ass crack | 
| Abide by the g-code | 
| I learnded that shit in the pen | 
| When I was three years old | 
| I learned about life in juvie | 
| And I learned about your wife in my jacuzzi | 
| I studied the anatomy | 
| Then I dropped her fat ass off at Applebee’s | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| All the ladies wanna date me | 
| From L.A. to Haiti | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| All the ladies wanna date me | 
| From L.A. to Haiti | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby | 
| I’m a crispy baby |