Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Baby Dick, artist - Dirt Nasty. Album song Dirt Nasty, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 05.05.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Shoot to Kill
Song language: English
Baby Dick |
First of all, my dick is small |
Three inches hard, two little balls |
When the lights are out I stick it in her mouth |
She says I don’t smoke Virginia slims |
I wear a rubber if it fits |
But they don’t make condoms for baby dicks |
Maybe it’s time to buy the pump |
But every time I stick my dick in I cum |
And my last girlfriend was a stripper |
Bitch had beef curtains |
Like throwin' a hot-dog down a hallway |
If you want it all day don’t call me |
But you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick |
Even Mini Me started laughin' at my little dick |
Please Lord, tell me if you listenin' |
I’m tired of havin' stage fright in the men’s urinal |
Baby dick |
Itty bitty, baby dick |
Baby dick |
Baby, baby, baby dick |
Baby dick |
Itty bitty, baby dick |
He got a baby dick |
Baby dick |
Itty bitty, baby dick |
Baby dick |
Baby, baby, baby dick |
Baby dick |
Itty bitty, baby dick |
He got a baby dick |
What’s worse? |
My pop’s got a purse |
He a fat tranny work at Circus Circus |
And my mom is bonin' tom |
That dude from myspace.com |
And my little sis got a bigger dick |
Than me, dad and uncle Rick |
Fuckin' bitch, I wanna beat her down |
But she’s six foot three, two hundred pounds |
Damn granny lost it |
When grandpa came out of the closet |
My balls itch from the crabs I got |
I was sleepin' with a crackhead hooker at watts |
My aunts doin' 20 to life |
For rapin' a nerd who work at good guys |
So I think I’ll fuck my cousin in the mouth |
Even though it smells like orange roughy |
Baby dick |
Itty bitty, baby dick |
Baby dick |
Baby, baby, baby dick |
Baby dick |
Itty bitty, baby dick |
He got a baby dick |
Baby dick |
Itty bitty, baby dick |
Baby dick |
Baby, baby, baby dick |
Baby dick |
Itty bitty, baby dick |
He got a baby dick |