Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cracker Ass Fantastic, artist - Dirt Nasty. Album song Dirt Nasty, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 05.05.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Shoot to Kill
Song language: English
Cracker Ass Fantastic |
I fell in love with a gangsta bitch |
A chola chick that’ll shank your dick |
Bitch from the other side of town |
I live in the Hills, she from South Central |
And she got a tattoo on her neck |
Of Lady Guadalupe holdin' her tits |
I met her up at the Del Taco |
I said «You hella fine,» she said «You el guapo» |
She was like «I don’t date crackers or actors» |
«Matter of fact, I’m a rapper» |
I thought she’d never get with me |
But she saw me on Cribs rappin' with Mickey |
I put the hickey on her titties |
Now her cousin Smokey wanna kill me |
At the barbecue I stood out |
I was the only woodpecker in the motherfucking crowd |
Cracker ass fantastic, that’s me |
Cracker ass fantastic Dirt Nasty |
Cracker ass fantastic, that’s me |
Cracker ass fantastic word hit the street |
So I slap boxed her cousin |
At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum |
Straight got my ass beat but I |
Still hit them ass cheeks, uh |
She taught me how to load the Glock |
And she taught me how to fold my socks |
So I taught her how to hold my cock |
And I told her «You can quit your job at Ross, baby |
Cause now you’re with the number one gringo |
No more Doritos or frozen burritos» |
Have you ever been to Fred Segal’s? |
Thirty dollar salad with a bottle of vino |
You can play with my dick under the table |
I got the tip covered, thank you |
Dirt Nasty’s el fuego |
That means I’m on fire, baby |
Like Waco |
I think I hear wedding bells |
And I don’t give a fuck that her fish taco smells |
She stole a Chevelle |
That’s what she told me when she wrote me from jail |
She Oakland as hell |
Raider hat to the back, Gold Cazals |
Centerfold, Lowrider Mag |
Other crackers jack it to pictures of her ass |
She thinks I’m an asshole |
Cause I can’t eat her out without using Tabasco |
Mommy looked saucy in a poncho |
When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show |