Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Gutfest '89, artist - Digital Underground. Date of issue: 31.12.1989
Song language: English
Gutfest '89 |
| Ok, we’re on the air live from Lake Meritt in Oakland, California |
| We’ll have exclusive coverage of Gutfest '89 |
| I’m Ted Casey, and we’re gonna go down live right now with Bill Thompson |
| Bill’s on the scene, and he’s gonna tell us what’s going on. |
| Bill? |
| Thanks, Ted |
| Yeah, you can hear, they’re just having a ball and a hell of a time |
| Down here at Gutfest this year |
| Uh, you can hear behind me now, that’s uh, I think they’re called Blue Death |
| Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at Gutfest this year |
| I think some of the other bands playing will be |
| The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital Underground |
| There’s been rumor’s that EPMD |
| Might come out and play here at Gutfest this year |
| Other people in the line-up are |
| Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea |
| Miles Davis is part of tomorrow’s jazz line-up |
| And tonight they’re doing rock and blues |
| There’s supposed to be more, uhh music from The Who later on tonight |
| And then Thursday’s show is gonna close with Digital Underground |
| Is gonna close the show. |
| So, hey, I’m outta here, I’m gonna go have |
| Some more food, some more good music… |
| How’s it going, guys, you guys come to Gutfest every year, or what? |
| Oh yeah, Gutfest is the best thing to happen to California since 1968 |
| So, uh, where are you guys from? |
| San Diego.] |
| Gutfest, Gutfest |
| It’s a show, not like you’ve ever seen befo' |
| In the park, from noon 'til after dark |
| There will be blondes, and also girls of bronze |
| And girls who come from other contries 'round the world |
| Now, you will see a big display of ladies in a cage |
| Butt naked, and they’re showing off their curves and sexy ways |
| So pack a bag, and come on down, if you can find the time |
| We just would like to say welcome to Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| The festival is on the lake, the hotel’s up the block |
| It’s clean, they’ve got good rates and they’ve got lots of rooms in stock |
| Tell them you’re here for Gutfest, you’ll get ten bucks off per night |
| Bring your camera and your condoms, cause we’re going to do this right |
| More girls then you have ever seen are on display right now |
| Girls with breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow! |
| Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back fat |
| It’s safe to say more healthy guts then you can shake a stick at |
| I trooped in, now let the Gutfest begin |
| It seems like sin, my head’s startin' to spin |
| Thinkin' what I’m about to clock, all stops are being yanked out |
| I’m knockin' stank out the box, every chance I get |
| Because I waited and waited, to make this trip |
| Yeah, one big stupid butt nest |
| And I’m’a get mine at this Gutfest |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| You’ll see tourists and you’ll meet people from all around the world |
| At last year’s fest I kicked it with a real cute Chinese girl |
| Sometimes after the shows at night, or in the afternoon |
| Some guts come up and give you skull right in your hotel room |
| Most nice girls do not give good brain, for others it’s a racket |
| Some guys leave Gutfest out of luck and go home with a packet |
| Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of gook |
| Cover girls and model types, girls who’ve got the look |
| Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany devine |
| A thick bitch with big legs, yeah, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Gutfest, Gutfest |
| Gutfest '89, Gutfest, Gutfest |
| Gutfest '89 y’all, crazy guts, crazy guts |
| Gutfest '89, Gutfest, Gutfest, and you don’t stop |
| Gutfest, Gutfest, G-f-G-f crazy guts |
| Yo shmoove, peep this: Posdnuos check it out, check it out |
| Gutfest '89 G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy guts |
| It’s just Gutfest '89 G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy guts |
| I got this plan, see, and it involves whipped cream, bananas |
| One girl stands behind me, the other in front… |
| Well, I never tried this stunt before, but I’ll tell you what |
| We’ll bust the cherries, then we’ll sprinkle some nuts on top |
| Then we’ll do the splits. |
| Now what have we got? |
| G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy guts |
| Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of gook |
| Cover girls and model types, girls who’ve got the look |
| A red bone with good muscle tone, a young cocoa delight |
| Wood-panel brown girl who is down, more game then Icy Mike |
| Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany devine |
| A thick bitch with big legs, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Ah yeah, Gutfest, Gutfest, Gutfest Gutfest |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |
| Crazy guts, crazy guts, it’s Gutfest '89 |