Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Packet Man, artist - Digital Underground. Date of issue: 31.12.1989
Song language: English
Packet Man |
| Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today? |
| Yo, B, don’t be pullin' on my jacket, ok? |
| Cool, just trying to get your attention |
| So you can take a look at this invention |
| Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket |
| Man, what are these, condoms? |
| Uh uh: sex packets |
| It’s like a pill, you can either chew it up |
| Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup |
| And get this: see the girl on the cover? |
| You black out, and she becomes your lover |
| You’re trippin no, I’m serious, these are authentic |
| Yeah, well I don’t take hallucenogenics |
| Wrong again, my man, this is way more real |
| But since you know everything, I’ll make someone else a deal |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Well now you got me curious, I’m kinda thinkin bout buyin it |
| Three for ten dollars, it can’t hurt to try it |
| Well what exactly do I get? |
| Well read what it says, look at the picture Bet |
| It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33 |
| Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin |
| Man this is crazy, I’m gonna have to splurge an |
| Get me a few of these things. |
| How long do they last? |
| Well it depends, let’s see |
| These cheap ones here are ten minutes |
| But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour |
| And these here sell for bout 40 |
| Cause you get two girls Yeah it says orgy |
| Right, and if you’re married, it’s no big deal |
| You’re not cheating at all, you’re just poppin a pill |
| And if your wife’s got a headache and wants to hit the sack |
| It’s cool, take a packet fool |
| Biochemically compacted sexual affection |
| Now here, take a look at my selection |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| OK, I want these two boxes of three |
| And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy |
| And, by the way, I need something for my woman |
| Sure, I got guy packets Cool, give me some of em |
| Now let me tell you how to take it: |
| Either sit or lie down, and you really should be naked |
| Otherwise you’re gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean? |
| This is more than just a dream |
| It’s very realistic and it’s gonna blow your mind |
| So be careful: only take one at a time |
| And never take one behind the wheel |
| You’ll black out and hit a pole Cool, let’s make the deal |
| These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10 |
| Just give me a hundred dollars, I’ll call it even |
| But don’t pull your money out yet, see |
| There’s one or two narcs in this area that sweat me |
| Over here, Yeah, this looks kinda cool |
| 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove |
| Here’s my number, in case you need to reach me again |
| And remember, you need to be as safe as you can |
| There’s only one thing safer then using your hand |
| Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |
| Yeah he’s the packet man |