| Now this trip’s to let you know the Underground can flow
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| We’ll go toe-to-toe with any bro that wants to go
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| But those who go need to know that we’re an elite fleet
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| Of very unique MC’s and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat
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| That I could flow on. |
| I’mma go on; |
| the D-Train's about to roll on
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| The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on
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| The windows of the train, wrote my name, bout to do the walls
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| Had to pause, cause, two police
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| Officers get on, they barely fit on — the train was packed
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| We’re standing back-to-back cause there was nothing left to sit on
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| I’m looking around to see who’s down — realize I’m all alone
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| Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag
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| Yes, this would have been a drag
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| But I’m chilling with my tall can in my brown bag
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| And I’m sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping
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| Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don’t be tripping
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| Check it though, a minute or two later
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| I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a
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| Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble
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| Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between
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| A pair of big, bubble butt freaks:
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| Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters
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| One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn’t diss her
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| Cause she was kind of cool though
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| Both of them was cool enough to do you know
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| We picked more people up at Broadway Station
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| Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation
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| So I’m rubbin the girls booty behind me
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| Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet
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| My middle finger’s riding down the line of the seam of her jeans
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| But she don’t seem to mind me
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| But then she shocked me, almost clocked me
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| Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said
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| «You better be glad my name is Shock G
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| Cause if my name was Dre, from N.W.A
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| I’d cold slap your ass and tell you have a nice day.»
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| She said, «Wait a minute, Shock G! |
| I know that name
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| I seen you on Arsenio, what you doing on the train?»
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| I said «I'm trying to stay normal.» |
| She said «Really? |
| That’s a winner
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| I’m studying law, don’t live too far, would love to cook you dinner.»
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| I said «Cool. |
| Bring your friend, I like the both of youse two.»
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| I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house-shoes
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| It’s like that baby, ya don’t stop
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| Cause my name is Shock you know that I like to rock
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| One time
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| Yeah, you got the sound of the Underground
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| Doing it to you in your ear orifice
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| (Yeah, don’t you know
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| The Underground’s doin it to ya flowin on the D-Line)
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| Yo, 2Pac is in the house. |
| Got a big grin on his face
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| JZ, cut that shit up stupid |