
Date of issue: 31.12.1989
Song language: English
Underwater Rimes |
We’d like to ask now that all passengers please hold your breath |
As we take you through an underwater hip hop extravaganza |
We’re now desending, we’re two hundred fathoms and now deep |
We’re four hundred fathoms, we have arrived |
Now last night, underwater, I saw a French mermaid |
Treated her to caviar and wine over shrimp brain |
In the raw, on the ocean floor, need I say more? |
You never heard nobody kick it like this before |
Pink champagne, octopus brains |
Saw your DJ underwater through the window pane |
That sucker tried to hit a mix, but the mix didn’t happen |
Records kept floatin' all the fish kept laughin' |
A blowfish blew my mind and started to rhyme |
As the octopus cut nine records at a time |
Your boy said, «Show me how to keep my records down» |
But the shark ate his amp, your boy got clowned |
The rhymes he say have no particular order |
The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter |
Go 'head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta |
Hold your breath, M C’s, my rime’s underwater |
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I tried to mix a cut from a TV blooper |
Got pulled by a deep sea state trooper |
Told me that I didn’t have the right to bite |
I said, «Your wife looks just like a fat blue grouper» |
Sittin' in my aqua blue jail cell, didn’t have my bail |
I had to break out with the rhyme |
Shrimp scatter on a platter, I rock like a mobster |
Told an MC, «Yo, you look like a lobster» |
Qualified to wreck your mind, I get busy one time |
Like fish on a dish, you getting served with the rhyme |
Kick the jam in the crowd if you need a fo' instance |
Watch the people stop, they don’t want to miss this |
I’m tweakin' your speakers and I’m makin' no sense |
'Cause on your turns, this record burns like incense |
The rhymes he say have no particular order |
The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter |
Go 'head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta |
Hold your breath, M C’s, my rhyme’s underwater |
Underwater rimes |
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Uh, 1, 2, 1, 2, check, 1, 2, 1, 2, they call me MC blowfish |
We’re gonna do a little something like this |
Well I’m a deep sea gangster, underwater prankster |
Kissin' all the girl fish, dissin' all the sangsters |
Because I blew your mind and started to rhyme |
Doesn’t mean that we’re cool, 'cause you’ll be back next time |
With a hook and a line, so you can hear that fryin' sound |
I’m tellin' you I’m down |
I’ll spin your boat around, leave suckers lost in the bay |
You wanna play? |
I’ll hook your line to a stingray |
Get out of here with that boat and a stick |
Get out of line, I’ll call my homey Moby Dick |
I’m not thinkin' 'bout dyin', fool, stop tryin' to test me |
People fishin' don’t catch me |
And when you get home, sad 'cause you missed |
Just remember MC blowfish |
And you don’t stop, oh yeah |
Uh oh, here comes that stupid shark again |
I guess I better blow up |
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