| Hey Bitsy, I’m from this city
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| So please watch how you’re talkin'
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| It’s home to me, I love this town
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| Let me tell you about Weehawken
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| Now listen, with all due respect
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| This town’s better than you’d expect
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| Never gonna meet a more friendly bunch
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| And also many great spots for lunch
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| Weehawken, that’s quite the name
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| An Indigenous word for the Palisades
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| Or kinda like that, it’s complicated
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| And by that, I mean appropriated
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| Anywho, did I mention the view?
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| Narrows to the G-Dub it’s phew!
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| It’s the best spot in th NoHu
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| Jersey pride, y’all, lt me show you
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| 'Cause I’m from Weehawken
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| All day we jay-walkin'
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| Livin' high up on the Palisades
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| Everybody be flockin'
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| To Weehawken
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| You know I’m from Weehawken
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| Manhattan, keep gawkin'
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| Hit the ferry as it casts away
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| Hudson River be rockin'
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| In Weehawken
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| When we walk, we walkin' tall
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| Weehawken, New Jersey, y’all
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| Yes, I’m proud of the pedigree
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| Who’s from Weehawken, just like me?
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| Fred Astaire, shake it there
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| Smell that fish up in the air
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| Daniel Webster goes way back
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| And that lady that sang «Love Shack» |
| Pause it there, I love her hair
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| I wonder where she gets it done
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| That’s one more thing about this town
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| We’ve got such great salons
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| Can’t help but brag
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| And our history’s so cool
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| We’re the home of the Hamilton-Burr duel
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| There’s a park and a plaque, it’s top notch
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| This spot is where Hamilton got shot
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| What’s good everybody on the bluff?
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| See that’s where I grew up
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| I gotta shout out Weehawken High’s Young Ladies' Euchre Club (woot woot)
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| Our traffic? |
| Slow motion
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| Our neighbor? |
| Hoboken
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| We use gender neutral pronouns
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| Our population is woken
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| It smells like the ocean
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| And I’m sorry for the self-promotion
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| But when I walk out on Hackensack, I gush out with emotion
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| 'Cause I’m from Weehawken
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| All day we jay-walkin'
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| Livin' high up on the Palisades
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| Everybody be flockin'
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| To Weehawken
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| You know I’m from Weehawken
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| Manhattan, keep gawkin'
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| Hit the ferry as it casts away
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| Hudson River be rockin'
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| In Weehawken
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| Because we’re from Weehawken
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| This township is rockin'
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| Livin' high up on the Palisades
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| Opportunity’s knockin' |
| In Weehawken
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| You know we’re from Weehawken
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| Manhattan, we’re mockin'
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| Broin' out while we’re pumpin' weights
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| We are proud to be
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| Weehawken |