Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song New York Doesn't Like Your Face, artist - Audra McDonald. Date of issue: 23.07.2020
Song language: English
New York Doesn't Like Your Face |
| You know, it does do something, that’s impressive |
| You’re kidding, wow |
| Yep, and we’re just getting started |
| Convincing this city to like this old biddy |
| Is the hard job I’m here to do |
| Now, as we’ve established |
| You smile like a catfish |
| And your resting face looks like |
| You’re taking a poo |
| A stranger outpolled you |
| In case no one told you |
| That’s what’s called losing the race |
| So before the hard-hitting |
| The first step’s admitting |
| New York doesn’t like your face |
| First up, Bitsy Brandenham |
| Twitter, TikTok, Instagram |
| The Big Apple thinks you’re the pits |
| (I don’t need to) |
| Bitsy, listen to this |
| They think you’re shysty |
| (I'm flirty and feisty) |
| That’s just the Long Island iced tea |
| (With Bloody Mary mix) |
| It’s not okay |
| What the bloody mayor is trying to say |
| Is New York doesn’t like your face |
| They spit you out because they’ve got New Yorkers' taste |
| They look at you and smell a rat |
| And they had enough of those |
| No one can stand you |
| We’ve got to rebrand you |
| New haircut, heritage, pronouns, clothes |
| Aesthetically, it’s looking bleak Haute couture should make you pop |
| Sit front row at Fashion Week |
| Then tweak the pictures with Photoshop |
| All we need is one good public stunt |
| With just the perfect words |
| That will lead New Yorkers to accept the little polished turd |
| New York doesn’t like your face |
| We’ve got to give them something better to embrace |
| Devise a plan to make them stand you |
| That’s what it’s all about |
| Bitsy, it’s the only way to cultivate the clout |
| Haven’t you ever wondered, dear |
| Why your staff all carry cans of Mace? |
| New York doesn’t like your face |