| 1776. New York City
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| Pardon me. |
| Are you Aaron Burr, sir?
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| That depends. |
| Who’s asking?
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| Oh, well, sure, sir
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| I’m Alexander Hamilton, I’m at your service, sir
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| I have been looking for you
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| I’m getting nervous
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| Sir…
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| I heard your name at Princeton. |
| I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. |
| I may have punched him. |
| It’s a blur, sir. |
| He handles the financials?
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| You punched the bursar
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| Yes!
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| I wanted to do what you did. |
| Graduate in two, then join the revolution. |
| He looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid
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| So how’d you do it? |
| How’d you graduate so fast?
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| It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed
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| You’re an orphan. |
| Of course! |
| I’m an orphan
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| God, I wish there was a war!
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| Then we could prove that we’re worth more
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| Than anyone bargained for…
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| Can I buy you a drink?
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| That would be nice
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| While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice
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| Talk less
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| What?
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| Smile more
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| Ha
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| Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for
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| You can’t be serious
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| You wanna get ahead?
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| Yes
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| Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
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| Yo yo yo yo yo!
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| What time is it?
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| Show time!
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| …like I said…
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| Show time! |
| Show time! |
| Yo!
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| I’m John Laurens in the place to be!
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| Two pints o’ Sam Adams, but I’m workin’ on three, uh!
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| Those redcoats don’t want it with me!
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| Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free!
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| Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette!
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| The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
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| I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir!”
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| Tell the King “Casse toi!” |
| Who’s the best?
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| C’est moi!
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| Brrrah brraaah! |
| I am Hercules Mulligan
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| Up in it, lovin’ it, yes I heard ya mother said “Come again?”
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| Ayyyyy
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| Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
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| It’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets…
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| Wow
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| No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
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| Let’s raise a couple more…
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| To the revolution!
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| Well, if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton college!
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| Aaron Burr!
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| Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!
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| Good luck with that: you’re takin’ a stand
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| You spit. |
| I’m ‘a sit. |
| We’ll see where we land
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| Boooo!
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| Burr, the revolution’s imminent. |
| What do you stall for?
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| If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?
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| Ooh
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| Who are you?
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| Ooh
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| Who are you?
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| Ooh
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| Who are you?
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| Ooh, who is this kid? |
| What’s he gonna do? |