Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Uncle Percy, artist - Cretin. Album song Freakery, in the genre Метал
Date of issue: 17.04.2006
Record label: Relapse
Song language: English
Uncle Percy |
Retarded Uncle Percy lives |
At his sister’s place |
Her children help clean up his mess |
While she is away |
One day he hugged the family dog |
Tighter than he should |
Then dragged the dead thing by its leash |
Around the neighborhood |
Grieving in the cemetery |
Where they bury pets |
Uncle Percy yelps and barks |
Not understanding death |
He tries to cheer the children up |
He hates to see them cry |
His simple ways just make things worse |
Percy wonders why |
He plans to resurrect the pet |
Dig it from the ground |
Present them with their faithful friend |
Their decomposing hound |
He finds his way back to the grave |
Very late that night |
Digs up the dog and skins it with |
His rusty pocketknife |
Stab into the rotting beast and strip it of its pelt |
Double-knotting shoelace strings, he ties it to himself |
Dropping down onto all fours, he hopes they can pretend |
This naked, bloody cretin is their favorite furry friend |
Wearing dog skin like a mask, he lumbers through the yard |
He chases birds and squirrels and toys — a growling, yelping tard |
He scratches at the children’s window, hoping they will play |
Horrified, the children scream and scare Percy away |