Lyrics Mary Is Coming - Cretin

Mary Is Coming

«Mary is coming,» she kept telling them.
No one had a clue that she was talking
about her baby, mainly
because she wasn’t pregnant.
Se- cretly, she had stalked the woman down the
street, timing the attack
so the baby would live through it, but after knocking the woman over the head
she couldn’t bring
herself to cut it out.
She knew she was a coward, and mothers needed courage.
Depressed, she bought a doll, trained for weeks, and finally worked it up her
vagina.
Just to know how
it felt.
But it got stuck in there.
She missed work, sleeping most of the week
and failing to eat.
When the
paramedics arrived and found her in a puddle of infection, she moaned,
«Mary is coming.»
One said,
«Ma'am, you’re in shock.»
She wanly smiled.
«Mary means wished for.
Isn’t that beautiful?»
But there
was nothing beautiful about Mary.
Still, she wept when they allowed her to hold
her.
She went to jail
and never saw Mary again.