Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Tazer , by - Cretin. Song from the album Freakery, in the genre МеталRelease date: 17.04.2006
Record label: Relapse
Song language: English
Tazer |
| I have a van |
| It’s a special van |
| It has a couch in the back |
| So I don’t have to stand |
| I’ve covered the walls |
| With egg cartons and foam |
| Soundproofed my home |
| So you and I can be alone |
| I am a man |
| I’m a frightening man |
| I’ll do things tonight |
| You won’t understand |
| Fogging the windows |
| With my eager breath |
| Zapping your flesh |
| You’ll beg me for death |
| The open van door unnerves you a bit |
| I pounce when you walk by—a gibbering miscreant |
| I’m not wearing pants and I smell like burnt hair |
| My tazer crackles and lights the night air |
| I have a plan |
| It’s a secret plan |
| I’ll borrow you awhile |
| And shock you in my van |
| You’ll writhe and squirm |
| Spasm and twitch |
| Fifty thousand volts |
| Surging through you bitch |
| I’m just a man |
| With stun gun in hand |
| Your nightmare won’t end |
| Until sparks fill my van |
| I’ll tazer your soft bits |
| And giggle when you pee |
| Then we’ll drive far away |
| And I’ll set you free |
| I know it’s wrong but I find it enchanting |
| Your body tenses and I can’t stop my laughing |
| I like to pretend that you’re having fun |
| Your grimace, a smile, lit by my stun gun |