
Date of issue: 17.04.2006
Record label: Relapse
Song language: English
Tazer |
I have a van |
It’s a special van |
It has a couch in the back |
So I don’t have to stand |
I’ve covered the walls |
With egg cartons and foam |
Soundproofed my home |
So you and I can be alone |
I am a man |
I’m a frightening man |
I’ll do things tonight |
You won’t understand |
Fogging the windows |
With my eager breath |
Zapping your flesh |
You’ll beg me for death |
The open van door unnerves you a bit |
I pounce when you walk by—a gibbering miscreant |
I’m not wearing pants and I smell like burnt hair |
My tazer crackles and lights the night air |
I have a plan |
It’s a secret plan |
I’ll borrow you awhile |
And shock you in my van |
You’ll writhe and squirm |
Spasm and twitch |
Fifty thousand volts |
Surging through you bitch |
I’m just a man |
With stun gun in hand |
Your nightmare won’t end |
Until sparks fill my van |
I’ll tazer your soft bits |
And giggle when you pee |
Then we’ll drive far away |
And I’ll set you free |
I know it’s wrong but I find it enchanting |
Your body tenses and I can’t stop my laughing |
I like to pretend that you’re having fun |
Your grimace, a smile, lit by my stun gun |
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