| If a custom-tailored vet
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| Asks me out for something wet
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| When the vet begins to pet
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| I cry «Hooray!»
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| I enjoy a tender pass
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| By the boss of Boston, Mass.,
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| Though his pass is middle-class
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| And not Back Bay
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| There’s a madman known as Mack
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| Who is planning to attack
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| If his mad attack means a Cadillac
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| Okay!
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| I’ve been asked to have a meal
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| By a big tycoon in steel
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| If the meal includes a deal
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| Accept I may
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| I could never curl my lip
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| To a dazzlin' diamond clip
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| Though the clip meant «let 'er rip,»
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| I’d not say «Nay!»
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| There’s an oilman known as Tex
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| Who is keen to give me checks
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| And his checks, I fear, mean that sex
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| Is here to stay!
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| There’s a wealthy Hindu priest
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| Who’s a wolf, to say the least
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| When the priest goes too far east
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| I also stray
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| There’s a lush from Portland, Ore.,
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| Who is always such a bore
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| When the bore falls on the floor
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| I let him lay
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| From Milwaukee, Mister Fritz
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| Often moves me to the Ritz
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| Mister Fritz is full of Schlitz
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| And full of play
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| Mister Harris, plutocrat
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| Wants to give my cheek a pat
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| If the Harris pat
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| Means a Paris hat
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| Bébé
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| (Ooh la la!)
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| Mais je suis toujour fidèle, darlin', in my fashion
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| Oui, je suis toujour fidèle, darlin', in my way
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| From Ohio, Mister Thorne
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| Calls me up from night 'til morn
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| Mister Thorne once cornered corn
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| And that ain’t hay
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| Mister Gable, I mean Clark
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| Wants me on his boat to park
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| If the Gable boat means a sable coat
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| Anchors aweigh!
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way |