| Esta historia es muy comn mentirosa
| This story is a very common liar
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| Y tu crees que te cre, pero no, no.
| And you think I created you, but no, no.
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| Que se ponch una llanta, como no Tu cabello recogido,
| That a tire was flattened, how not Your hair collected,
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| Hacia mucho calor.
| It was very hot.
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| A mi tambin me pasan tantas cosas, un Gatito me ara, un ovni me secuestr
| So many things happen to me too, a Kitten scratched me, a UFO kidnapped me
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| Me llev hasta el otro da Y mi dinero se clav.
| I took to the other day And my money was nailed.
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| A m tambin me pasan tantas
| So many happen to me too
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| Cosas
| Things
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| Mi vecina intoxicada, yo la tuve
| My neighbor intoxicated, I had her
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| Que ayudar, le pas respiracin
| What to help, I gave him breath
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| Por que se quera matar.
| Because she wanted to kill herself.
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| Hace das me dijiste «no voy a salir»
| A few days ago you told me "I'm not going out"
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| Pues tu amiga estaba triste
| Well your friend was sad
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| Que cay en depresin.
| That he fell into depression.
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| Me sorprende los milagros que hace el Seor, solo se llego la noche
| I am surprised by the miracles that the Lord does, only night came
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| Y ella se alivi.
| And she was relieved.
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| A mi tambin me pasan tantas cosas,
| So many things happen to me too,
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| Un payaso me abraz, me dej
| A clown hugged me, left me
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| Pintarrajeado, toda la gente se ri Yo estaba tan apenado.
| Defaced, all the people laughed I was so sorry.
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| A mi tambin me pasan tantas cosas,
| So many things happen to me too,
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| Mi abuelita fue a Cancn, como no sabe
| My grandmother went to Cancun, as she does not know
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| Nadar, de la casa me mandaron
| Swim, from the house they sent me
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| Por que se nos puede ahogar. | Why can we drown? |