
Date of issue: 05.01.2017
Record label: BMG Rights Management (UK), Cabbage
Song language: English
Tell Me Lies About Manchester |
I’m Jon The Postman’s nephew |
And Steven Hanley’s niece |
And I’m a secret special agent |
With the Levenshulme Police |
Shaun Ryder is my cousin |
Rowetta rubs my feet |
And my dad built Abergaldie’s |
The cat food was mine to eat |
So stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares |
And tell me lies about Manchester |
Oh tell me lies about Manchester |
I once saw the Sex Pistols |
At the Lesser Free Trade Hall |
I don’t think much to the Gallagher songs |
I could have wrote them all |
I’ve had a pint with every person |
Who’s ever played in The Fall |
And I’ve had numerous trials for City |
‘Cos I am mega on the ball |
So fill my ears with a Haçienda classic |
Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs Flares |
And tell me lies about Manchester |
Oh tell me lies about Manchester |
John Henshaw is my role model |
I’ve looked for Eric twice |
And I give money to the homeless |
Which I get back through bags of spice |
I wrote the Manifesto |
In Chetham’s with Karl Marx |
And my bulldog has had a shih tzu, yeah |
In every single park |
So coat my eyes in Voodoo Rays |
Fill my ears with a Haçienda classic |
Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares |
And tell me lies about Manchester |
Oh tell me lies about Manchester |
So I stop and click my fingers |
When things are going well |
I’ve been backstage at the Apollo |
The tales that I could tell |
I get the best designer clobber dead cheap at Cheetham Hill |
The Piccadilly Rats are the ones who created the ecstasy pill |
So fill my nose with Albanian whiff |
Coat my eyes in Voodoo Rays |
Fill my ears with a Hacienda classic |
Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares and tell me lies about Manchester |
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Arms of Pleonexia | 2018 |
Kevin | 2016 |
Fickle | 2017 |
Preach to the Converted | 2018 |
The Road to Wigan Pier | 2017 |
These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | 2017 |
Free Steven Avery (Wrong America) | 2017 |
Indispensable Pencil | 2017 |
Because You're Worth It | 2017 |
Gibraltar Ape | 2018 |
Torture | 2019 |
Subhuman 2.0 | 2018 |
Dinner Lady | 2016 |